Alex Patterson

Leafs/Blue Jays. Knows all the words to Darude - Sandstorm. Alliteration Appreciator.

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

*wakes up from slumber

Second round huh?

Kraken in 7
Oilers in 6
Devils in 5
Leafs in 6

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

Somehow been on this app for 10 years today. Yay!?1?!

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

Finally! Something that confirms my (and many others) suspicions. https://t.co/0pqRlCqFHG

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

Came out the year I graduated high school (ugh) but def one of the best teen comedies.

[Sony @Sony]

15 years ago, @Sethrogen & @evandgoldberg brought us Superbad and we’ve been laughing ever since.

What moments still get you from this iconic comedy?

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

gonna air fry an entire Mexican Pizza combo from Taco Bell for 2 hours and see what happens

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

20 years ago today. We are old.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Hello — I’ve been trying to wrestle with how quickly everything — *everything* — changed. The more I thought about it, the more I realized: the world as we knew it is just not coming back. I wrote about it here: https://t.co/HuhX4CEa77

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

gonna air fry a Big Mac for 120 minutes and see what happens

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

gonna air fry a hotdog for 120 minutes and see what happens

[Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl]

Hey y’all! I compiled my best and favorite reloads! No robot voice and now widescreen format! Enjoy!! :)

[Formula 1 @F1]

After 21 races, nothing splits Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton

Who will be crowned champion of the world on Sunday? 🏆

#AbuDhabiGP | #F1 | #HistoryAwaits

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Tonight, Sunny will become the longest running live action sitcom in TV history.

What is wrong with you people? 😊

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

ROBERT RAYMOND!!!1!1

[MLB @MLB]

Robbie Ray is the 2021 AL Cy Young winner!

Ray led the American League in ERA, Ks, IP and WHIP. 👏

[Megan Fox @glassbottommeg]

I've changed my mind, the GTA remasters are perfect.

(this is looking backwards while in first person, on the quadbike)

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

🚨 CURRENT AL WILD CARD STANDINGS 🚨

New York 91-70
Boston 91-70
Seattle 90-71
Toronto 90-71

CHAOS LEVEL 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯/5

The Yankees and Red Sox control their own destiny. If they win Sunday, they will face one another in the AL wild card game. If not, all hell could break loose.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Every one of us loved Norm. Some of the hardest laughs of my life with this man. Most fearless funny original guy we knew. An incredible dad. A great friend. A legend. Love u pal.

[Alex Patterson @Apatts44]

Sopranos, The Wire and Breaking Bad. Boardwalk would be an easy number 4 though if possible.
Also it’s funny how fast Game of Thrones has exited mainstream thought so quickly.

[LADbible @ladbible]

You can only save three of these shows.

The rest are deleted from history.

Which are you saving?