Apec

A-Pay-Come/Ape-Semen #localshitshowisdead

[Apec @Apecumm]

WAKE UP FRODO

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (08:29:18)

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps shooting down his Reapers so I asked how many Reapers he has and he said he just goes to the hanger and gets a new Reaper afterwards so I said it just sounds like he's feeding Reapers to the Iranians and then his pilots started crying

[Damian (dm for comms) @Daamianski]

I love this video

[ジェット・リョー @ikazombie]

海外の皆さんと繋がりやすくなったらしいので、再び投稿します。ビデオゲームで長い梯子を登る時、”あの曲”が頭の中に流れませんか？そんな人々のためにビデオを編集しました。

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Every time House of the Rising Sun comes on in the bar I go insane and get possessed by a real life mud demon from the Mississippi Delta it's really bad and I am legitim,ately a danger to those around me

[Duke Delarosa 🇹🇹 @sketchy_cactus]

Goodbye unemployment, found a job

[curtis lumber @BoronTheFloor]

my name is arthur morgan and i have tuberculosis, may i please speak with you in close quarters three to four hundred times

[hraness @hraness]

ancestors need you to lock in son

[Woman Mage @woman_mage]

NOT A JOKE btw I just found out that greg the sorcerer does the STACK????

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Need to stop giving my phone number out to anyone that asks

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The people yearn for Operation Metro 24/7 1200 Tickets

[birdbath @birdbath]

I received a lifetime ban from FanDuel after they discovered I was tracking female athletes' ovulation cycles and betting accordingly. Despite 50x'ing my initial investment, I couldn't afford a lawyer to dispute it because I already burned through my profits by sending a findom mistress $500/hour to tell me about my astrology chart in a gentle breathy voice over Discord. Admittedly, a decent chunk of my winnings went to buying crystal meth which may have exacerbated this financially crippling infatuation. That little whore was right though, I'm totally a Pisces

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Told you I'd remake it