Jordan

Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

We can't even zipper merge. And we're supposed to organize a revolution?

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

Baristas and gamers are each collectively bargaining and we got MMA fighters without healthcare.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

League of Legends players have launched the first-ever strike in pro esports.

The professional video gamers are standing up to developer Riot Games, which scrapped a rule that supported up-and-coming talent and is threatening the jobs of dozens of players and coaches.

Thread 🧵

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

Corporations suffer depression, too. Twitter and Reddit are both trying to kill themselves.

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

Yeah, we did it!!!!!!

Hey @backstreetboys fans, check out the first word of our last 232 tweets dating back to November 6th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

I have a Galaxy S8 (it honestly might be an S9,but I can't take the case off and I flashed the OS a year ago trying to get the ICQ noise for text alerts but I corrupted my sound driver and the only sound that can come out of my phone IS the ICQ sound now) and it still works fine.

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

Every single one of those motherfuckers who just voted to retroactively give you more student loan interest have fully forgiven PPP loans.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Don’t worry guys.I’m Getting to the bottom of all this Matty Healy Taylor Swift stuff

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

There’s an old tale that Keith Urban and John Legend once formed a duo. Not sure how true it is.

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

https://t.co/ZKgamX04Pr

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

@DavidBakhtiari @unusual_whales Sup, champ. Love your work. What are we gonna do? Vote? Too bad congress has a 50% millionaire rate. (Gen pop has a 1% millionaire rate) Are we gonna revolt? We can barely spell guillotine. Tough spot for the stars and stripes, meat and potatoes, knownsayin?

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

All your loud cars just look like Honda Civics with a baseball card in the spokes.

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

God speed, you.

[Tracking Biden From The Left @BidenTracking]

BREAKING: The Biden Administration plans to end the student loan payment pause later this year.

@SecCardona: “We’re preparing to restart repayment because the emergency period is over.”

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

sorta funny that Americans scoff at the French as if they are weak & soft, but when France even whispers about pension cuts the population immediately threatens to dust off the guillotines, meanwhile Americans get endlessly kicked in the face by the rich for decades & do nothing

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

@theneedledrop

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

this is the the best idea I have ever had in my life

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

@PatrickDehkordi @GRDecter I saw one of these threads yesterday and moved all $32 of my dollars into Sofi.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare https://t.co/oC3ZKlHk8Y

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

Why aren't speed limits affected by inflation?

[Jordan @ApologizeLater]

I'm not allowed to say "shoot me a message" at work anymore.