this will never not be funny to me. they absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of vegas, shutting out that evil ass team and making carter hart go down as the worst goalie in finals HISTORY, made him CRY and then did the storm surge on THEIR ice and logo
“So let me get this straight: You started a war, got people killed, torched billions of dollars, threatened global oil supplies & ended up with basically the same deal I had - except Iran gets way more money. And I’m the one you call weak?? 😂😂😂”
Personally, my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that she pisses off random men online just with her mere presence at any given sports event. Queen energy.
When Donald Trump went to see the Knicks they lost to break a 13 game winning streak. When Taylor Swift went they staged the greatest comeback in NBA playoff history. 🤔🤔🤔
Trump: “Drugs coming by sea, meaning coming by water, by ocean. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.”
The dumbest president in history
No surprise. After Trump failed to reimburse Florida for Alligator Alcatraz, the state is now moving to shut it down.
Nearly a billion dollars of taxpayer money.
Inhumane conditions.
Environmental travesty.
Ron DeSantis built this. Branded it. Gave no bid contracts to his buddies. Threw a party to celebrate it. Now he wants to quietly shut it down and hope no one notices.
We notice.
And every official who let it happen will answer for it.
The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 a gallon in a few months is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
Trump posts a pic of Obamas as apes.
MAGA: 😂😂😂
Trump: I'm glad Rob Reiner is dead!
MAGA: 👏 👏 👏
Trump: Rob Mueller is dead. Good! He deserved it.
MAGA: 🤣🥳 🇺🇸
Mark Hamill posts a pic of Trump in the ground.
MAGA: This violent rhetoric must end!! Dems are crazy! Waaah!