Austine Wilson

"If common sense was common everybody would have it"

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

This needs to go viral.. twitter do yo thang

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

Everybody talks about “Ambien sleep shopping” and how packages just show up at the door and they don’t remember what they even ordered. The ONE time I have an Ambien sleep shopping side effect I bid on a week long auction and end up loosing

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

Does anybody else’s mother post pictures on Facebook that should not be shown to a mass audience? No? just mine?

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@lexiegracew Should be concerned about the spelling

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#NewProfilePic

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@lexiegracew Fast forward 12hrs later and I win $6,680

[Sioux Falls Police @siouxfallspd]

For Immediate Release:

Multiple noise complaints today. A group called "Swifties" has been blaring music from all parts of the city. They indicated they won't speak w/ the Sioux Falls Police Department, but will speak with the Tortured Poets Department (whatever that means) /802

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

Decides to work in a small town…Blasting Caps was actually NOT on my bucket list this year

Alleged Lead meth dealer pleads not guilty https://t.co/FOUUzVUkxK

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@BaileyBrockman It’s all for his upcoming jury trail. All about painting a picture.

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@rustertons Just to clarify….there closed because it was 10:53pm and not closed permanently correct?

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@rustertons I try

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@genextdoor Ah you self implode?

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@ItherealjesseI Atleast these cops went right to the threat and didn’t hesitate

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@lexiegracew Just sleep more?

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@lexiegracew And I’m out writing old people speeding tickets

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@lexiegracew

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@HEMiDubz Big brain energy right here

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

@HEMiDubz I’ll DM you

[Austine Wilson @App_master12]

I took a ride on the lightning today at work…