Cornelia Butters, PhD

I have no wrists

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

My kids asked me what I wanted for #MothersDay , but instead of a housekeeper I got breakfast in bed.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@TheStevenCheung Haha! So stupid.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

#RHODubai Caroline Stanbury has been completely full of herself and judgmental since Ladies of London. I can appreciate her candor, but if she complains about something every 30 seconds one more time, I’m going to… well, I’ll honestly just keep watching.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

What just happened? I bought some “award winning” lobster bisque from @Blountclamshack and it’s gross! Completely under seasoned and over creamed.

Perfect on the bits of lobster, but otherwise just a glass of heavy cream with some drops of lobster. 🤢

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

#RHOC #JohnJanssen suing #ShannonBeador ? Hilarious. He’s desperate to keep her attention and stay on the show. He and Alexis will say they don’t want to be on it… but they sure as heck still are…

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

My kid is 20 yrs old and still lives here. How do I fix this? I want to move to Venezuela. 😝

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

Gordon Ramsay with Lisa Vanderpump? Someone is short on cash. #foodstars

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@CraigbryCraig @LarrysTwin99 You can use that mouth and also STFU 😜

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

You know what I want for 2024? A big dick on a mute man.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

Patience. Stop, wait, listen to the birds, smoke a cigarette, have a sandwich… patience.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@Coco81110 @MBFantasyLife @Webex HACKED, my dear.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@BlaseNewYorkr Never.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@CollinRugg I need more facts. “Liberals,” from my understanding, wouldn’t be opposed to Judaism. I would expect Christian extremists to do this. I’m not saying it’s not true, but is there a link to the facts on this?

[Dane @UltraDane]

How do the Palestinian lovers feel about this?

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

Sandwiches FTW!

[Facts on X @facts_on_x]

John Montagu, the inventor of the sandwich.🥪

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@Coco81110 @Morbidful How’d you find this picture of my boyfriend? 😉

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

Hey, @FlyFrontier , still no response?

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

as I was on my second run measurement, then asking her coworker to verify as I was doing it, then missing my PAID FOR priority boarding … was embarrassing and shitty.

I want a refund for the services I paid for and was shat upon.

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

@BetMGM You have been shady for weeks, saying there’s no customer service number to call, asking for documents to be uploaded repeatedly (despite the fact that we have UPLOADED repeatedly ), not letting us into our account, saying we need our account for you to help us. #FRAUD

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

FREE ARTWORK BY LOCAL ARTIST https://t.co/Tkh7cnRFkH

[Cornelia Butters, PhD @AppleAlice]

I have put this man through the ringer, let me tell you. Still, 24 years later, through separate lives and fucked up stories, he is here. ❤️

Note to myself: Don’t fuck this up.