Jennifer Apple

Actor. Singer. Teaching Artist. Adventurer. Dog Lover. Anna in @thebandsvisit Tour. Much funnier in person. IG: JenniferApple_

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Too many non-Jews are on mute today. Adjust. Your. Settings.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been working through a global pandemic which people refer to in the past tense now even though it is still definitely happening

[prance @bocxtop]

sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion its just none of this shit matters. like at all

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

I feel like I’ve been saying “This is a particularly hard week” for like 3 years.

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Jennifer Apple @Apple_Jennifer]

Excited for this! Join us!

[Broadway Booker @BroadwayBooker]

On Oct 18 we are bringing our roster of bookable #Broadway stars to @birdlandjazz with LIVE performances by Kate Rockwell @TealWicks Erika Henningsen @KrystinaAlabado @DeeRoscioli @TallySessions @justinmsargent @KirstenScott_ @ryannreds @Apple_Jennifer and more to be announced!

[Jennifer Apple @Apple_Jennifer]

This is everything to this NYer.

[Rei Wang @heyreiwang]

The most helpful map for New Yorkers in LA

[Jennifer Apple @Apple_Jennifer]

Cannot wait.

[Cameo @BookCameo]

Waiting for the #Succession Season 3 premiere date like 👁 👄 👁

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Perhaps the Democrats, who currently control everything, should consider doing literally anything.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Women don’t inseminate themselves. If you want to take away their right to control their own bodies without insuring that the inseminator takes full legal responsibility for the child at the moment of inception, you’re not “pro-life”. You just hate women. You want to punish them.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

It bears repeating that banning abortion doesn’t stop women from having abortions — it just stops women from having *safe* abortions.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

cutting bell peppers and adding googly eyes is bound to heal your soul a little, give it a try

[Emily Best @emilybest]

Hi friends, the CA recall election is our Brexit. Seriously, it’s the same size economy with potential reverberations across the world. The polling is actually close. It’s not enough to just vote NO, it’s too important. Spend 10 minutes today and text ten friends:

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Today, the 5 most vaccinated states (14M people) had

580 people in hospital, 12 deaths

In the 5 least vaccinated states (16M people)?

6,600 hospitalized, 104 deaths

Per capita , least vaccinated states have

10X hospitalizations and 7X deaths

So yeah, vaccines are working

[Jennifer Apple @Apple_Jennifer]

Honestly, beam me outer space instead. I hate it here.

[The Hill @thehill]

Elon Musk to launch a satellite that will beam advertisements into space https://t.co/mTlTN2imb9

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.

Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.