I like war reenactments, extortion, food stamps, and my Toyota Corolla. I do not like my bitch wife Phyllis. Former Child. My life very closely resembles Hell.
Just generated the N-word inside of my brain in 3D, spun it around in circles, and exploded it. Three hundred thousand years of human evolution boys and girls. #shabbat
*The CIA agent monitoring me*
He has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke the best shit, his bitch is too bad. We gotta take this 🥷 out.
Dude I'm like I swear that monkehs are like our long lost grandpas and fried eggs area so fucking good but put that shirt in a blender and leave it for a hot minute come back and put in some bacon #japuxfred
Some dickless halfwit cocksucker just scammed me out of $230 that I paid for Breckie Hill's leaked nudes so I'm reinstating the passover. Yeah. I can do that. There goes this week's synagogue donation. #NotKosherDude
America will deadass carpet bomb the shit out of a country and then make a sad movie about how carpet bombing the shit out of said country made their soldiers sad #yourenextpalastine#powermove