Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset

I like war reenactments, extortion, food stamps, and my Toyota Corolla. I do not like my bitch wife Phyllis. Former Child. My life very closely resembles Hell.

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

@LukeWarm1965 @nflnetwork Gotta be faster than that ref

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@Apple_Jewce spotted on @nflnetwork. You greedy little bastard😂.

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

@johngz1987 Newport, dipshit

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Just had a cigarette that was better than the last 17 years of my life #daysmoking

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Just generated the N-word inside of my brain in 3D, spun it around in circles, and exploded it. Three hundred thousand years of human evolution boys and girls. #shabbat

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Ohhh look at me I’m a dog and all the hot volleyball chicks pet me. Yeah fuck you bro.

[Dubs @DubsUW]

media day was very tiring

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

*The CIA agent monitoring me*
He has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke the best shit, his bitch is too bad. We gotta take this 🥷 out.

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

I'm like Gatsby except instead of throwing parties I post ig notes w my extravagant music taste hoping fine shyt catch a vibe #3dChess

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Feds busted my ass for felony possession of various knicknacks and doohickies. Misdemeanor possession of thingamabobs as well. #fucktwelve

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

You can say "Ok John Mayer" to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts it's the greatest thing ever go try it #ragebait

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Dude I'm like I swear that monkehs are like our long lost grandpas and fried eggs area so fucking good but put that shirt in a blender and leave it for a hot minute come back and put in some bacon #japuxfred

[Paul Kennemore @Paul_Kennemore]

@MrColionNoir Don’t tweet drunk.

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

I had to take a shower with dish soap today like a fucked up baby sea bird #OilSpill

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

@LukeWarm1965 You'll be hearing from my lawyah about that 50 dwollas you still owe me

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

I'm moving in so much silence rn btw. Opps be warned.

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Post-nut clarity implies the existence of pre-nut psychosis. Suck on that #foxnews

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Some dickless halfwit cocksucker just scammed me out of $230 that I paid for Breckie Hill's leaked nudes so I'm reinstating the passover. Yeah. I can do that. There goes this week's synagogue donation. #NotKosherDude

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

America will deadass carpet bomb the shit out of a country and then make a sad movie about how carpet bombing the shit out of said country made their soldiers sad #yourenextpalastine #powermove

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Whatever I am the scientists haven't come up with a name for yet #freakyahhrabbi

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

She Franken on my Stein til I Monster #summerreading

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

Me and my boys finna get crunk off the Kendall Jenner tequila and touch on each other in the pool #brotime