Luke Warm

Go Dawgs. Erskine 86’. Love my wife, kids, and beer. Former Long Snapper and Orange Belt. 5th grade class president 74’. 3.5 DUI’s and counting…

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Animals don’t feel pain #bia

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

On my way to @washingtondc to reunite with @Lt_Gunny and co. for our 50th anniversary of coming home from war. Huge shout out to Mr. Martin Luther King for making this possible. #fettywap #sinners #allheroesdontwearcapes #jiggaboo

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Just watched the @HokiesFB kick returner run out of bounds at the 1 yard line. What the actual fuck was that? To answer your question, yes he was black. #whiteisright #virgina

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@Apple_Jewce spotted on @nflnetwork. You greedy little bastard😂.

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@SchmackAttack1 @Lt_Gunny 2 1/2 beers

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Go fuck yourself #GoDawgs

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Let the crime begin! #GoDawgs #bojangles

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

It all starts NOW 🔥

#GoDawgs

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

I’m unbelievably proud of my nephew, Carl, who just absolutely clobberfucked a black at his first high school football 7v7. Never seen that many emergency vehicles. My nephew Franky, who is homosexual, can’t even throw a baseball without queefing. #TyreseHalliburton #burnandturn

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Another night of poker! Might let my wife peg me after this one! Down 20 dollars already and I’ve drank 12 brews. Baby mama might be hitting my line. Don’t tell my wife😂. Just won 50 cents from a fella, call me Jewish @Apple_Jewce #blowme #bbc

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

I’ll be happier once I see they add to their police records #thuglife #GoDawgs

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Preseason All-SEC Dawgs ‼️

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#GoDawgs

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Great night with the crew! It was all fun of games until we found out there was an open bar😂! I ain’t from Dallas but I D-Town boogie #bringbackthecripwalk

[Lt. Rover “Gunny” McCraw @Lt_Gunny]

Dinner with Old Friends @LukeWarm1965 @freakypvt

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@Lt_Gunny @MDNnewss Gunny always stealing my sayings😂. You have always been a dirty whore. Miss those days in combat brother.
With love,
Luke

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Poker with the fellas. How can it get any better? #pokerwiththeboys #fuckbiden #fuckliberals

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Nephew, Franky, forced me to watch an episode of @loveislandusa today. Lasted shorter than ARod on the jets. I grabbed the remote and put on Die Hard. I needed some violence to unsee that bullshit. As for Franky, I called him a faggot and made him mow the lawn.
#lovefagland

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@Too_Jew_4_You Rabbi,
I had the same situation with my father. He complained about having a child. I said “maybe you should have worn a condom for that Chicago prostitute” #ignorantslut
All the best,
Luke

[Rabbi Leekh E. Fauset @Apple_Jewce]

The trick to justifying your actions is to simply compare them to something far more harsh. I shit on the floor and blame it on the dog. Hiroshima. See? #Lifehack #Noregrets

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

@Too_Jew_4_You What is Phyllis getting?

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Fuck yeah #respect #4threich
@Too_Jew_4_You @RabbiAbraHimmy

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

Just found out I got my inbred cousin, Margaret, pregnant. For some reason the baby came out black. Was unaware of my game. Still did the right thing and sent him on a ship to Africa. #charity #CaitlynClark #LGBTQ #BLDM

[Luke Warm @LukeWarm1965]

My daughter, Betsy, just came home from Louisiana. She told me she was bringing a “man friend” home. As she arrived she introduced me to him. His name is Jamal. All I needed to hear in order to send his ass back to fuck shit Louisiana. God fucking damn it Betsy. #whiteisright