Mikkles 🇵🇸

IT/Testing. 30-something. Bass. Liverpool FC. Scouser. Honorary Irish. "Leftie Loony". He/Him.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

This account pretty much exists now to talk about Liverpool FC, politics and Terry Pratchett, somewhere that people can shout at me for these views without it getting in anyone's way.

I'm fine with this.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

FUCK

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

The knowledge that he'll never menace the goal after 90' again helps The Ev breathe easier.

Thanks for everything Divock!

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Iraola: "In these drills sometimes they even have to cheat, or find ways to win the exercise."

Gotcha. Kobayashi Maru. He likes his players to think creatively outside the box.

I can get into that.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[David Lynch @davidlynchlfc]

Ahead of the summer madness truly starting, I'd urge everyone to take snippets of info posted on here with a huge pinch of salt and search out things I and other journalists say in their original context. I don't have the time to fight fires but so much of it is engagement bait.

[John Gibbons @johngibbonsblog]

Right, that’s your (S)lot, Enrique. Nothing else to prove now. Time to try a new league

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

They're going to bore their way to a champions league win too aren't they? Half asleep here 😴

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Horrible circumstances for Slot to try and manage through, but honestly parting ways best all round. He wasn't handling situations, he had fans on his back and the players were... Lacklustre?

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

If I went for a pint during work hours, I'd be fired.

[The Justin Horton Show @ejhchess]

Imagine trying this one on your line manager

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

People cannot seriously be saying to Mo "Do your talking on the pitch" as if the last decade hasn't happened

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Alonso, having left notoriously trigger-happy Real Madrid, sensibly took a break before joining... notoriously trigger-happy Chelsea 😌

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

@GraemeKelly1 Subtlety and nuance are foreign concepts on here

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

@jsexton24

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

I'm no fan of the royal family, not by a long shot, but I can appreciate Charles going to America and reminding them of the principles of their own constitution. And also making a very pointed reference to the Emperor's New Clothes.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

All Spurs have to do, really, is outperform West Ham.

That's probably not going to be difficult over the final 5 games. Unfortunately - hilarious though it would be - I don't see them getting relegated.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Every single time you think Liverpool have beaten Everton in the funniest way possible, they manage come up with an even funnier one.

It is absolutely incredible.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

A *last minute* Liverpool win.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Welp. The Ev have had a goal ruled out.

Naturally the only possible conclusion now is a Liverpool win for maximum fume.

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Last minute win for the Ev?

[Mikkles 🇵🇸 @Apple__Knocker]

Welp. The Ev have had a goal ruled out.

Naturally the only possible conclusion now is a Liverpool win for maximum fume.