Cat Appled

They say nothing is impossible but, sure, that's complete crap. I do nothing all the time 🤸‍♀️🕳

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@therealShiman16 @RyanDeto breakdancing to a beat-boxing Barron

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@MerriamWebster just as well the far-right don't read to genuinely educate themselves much or they might see this and start heiling about the place like ridiculous crocodiles in a preschool play

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

An 'antifogmatic' is a drink of liquor taken to counteract the effect of fog or dampness. https://t.co/8nq7vjvFNT

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

May these appalling humans fall naked into a fist of nettles

"Animal rights activists abuse blind man for having guide dog" https://t.co/pLYX6Lrsy4

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

Dad of the fucking year 🙄

[PEDESTRIAN.TV @pedestriandaily]

"If I thought the police felt they were at risk of doing something wrong I’d want them strip-searched." https://t.co/BItye7EbeT

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@tompeck Now that's what a bear likes to hear so give it up y'all

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@realDonaldTrump Hey shit for brains, you're fucking orange not black. Only an unstable idiot would think otherwise

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

👋😂

[dagsson @hugleikur]

The only meat that will be eaten in the future will be the flesh of the 1%.

[Anna America @annaamerica]

@MerriamWebster Does it rhyme with smimpeachment?

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@DominicGwinn Prob has to bite her tongue every time she sees her sperm donor

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@andreadam101 @amyklobuchar @Jersey_Craig Bloviating... i love learning new words thank you 🙌 Spot on too

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

i just put my phone in the fridge and carried half a chicken roll all the way back to bed before i realised

i'm a rational person but it still felt the fridge was judging me when i went back

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@BethanyinCBR poor bloody dog, it's not his fault his doppelgänger is such a loathsome piece of shit

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Incredible pictures as Australia’s gathering for the #climatestrike
This is the huge crowd building up in Sydney.
Australia is setting the standard!
Its bedtime in New York...so please share as many pictures as you can as the strikes move across Asia to Europe and Africa!

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@PFlowerstone @tess_ashpool @TheRickWilson They mostly come at night...mostly

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

this is why i love new zillunders. what a fucking rock star!! 🤣🤣

"Sad face: New Zealander takes clown to redundancy meeting"
https://t.co/hZMJ4lDGtk

[Cat Appled @AppledCat]

@GoldenClancy @tazgecko @smh @PatsKarvelas @CanberraCamper oh fuck so sorry and so angry to hear that Kris 😔😡 2 years? no-one needs that shit or stress just bc those in power won't stump up the money to pay for human oversight. fuck i loathe them so much