Phew-wee! That wuz alotta work to fig’re out how’ta work this mo-bile telephone thingy that Ay’non gav’meh, anyhow, howdy everypony! This’ll be mah first post awn ‘ere! How’re mah littul sugarcubes doin’?!
Apple Bloom got a h’write up at sk’hool this mornin’ ‘cause she “fergot to do her homework”, no a’fense Ms. Cheerilee, but Ah ain’t makin’ ‘er do no “homework”, she’s got bedder thangs’ta do than sit on ‘er keister all day h’writin’!