LazyApricot

I like my eggs how I like my women, beat the fuck up

[LazyApricot @ApricotLazy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
fortnite balls amogus balls I like balls

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@LuciMcPrideFace @TheLgbtAreToxic @heccinv @An_Individual_ @Jacksepticeye Yeah I knkw that but if I'm saying if you were standing next to james webb you wouldn't see what the pictures are showing, not even close, but that's just our limitations though

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@prettyboynavi Maybe you should combine alchocol with driving to make it more fun and challenging?!

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@Man_in_England @philip720 I agree but it's not the time, I mean the guy asked for prayers soo, these replies might not do anything for his wife but will surely make him feel a bit better.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i just collaborated with petsmart to give away free hamsters. if u want one just go to xhamster dot com 🤍🐹🧡

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@Forcecanusensit @ayeejuju Yes bro, them mfos go flying

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

why go to therapy when you can just run people over on GTA

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@TheLgbtAreToxic @heccinv @An_Individual_ @Jacksepticeye Well they're real but it's different images layered on top of each other and I'm not sure if the colour is synthetic or not, but regardless it's amazing I mean our eyes are not made for looking in space so it makes sense we need a little help

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@luhblix They commit die

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@VillageParrot @87samma @philkanye95 @M_sankie Bro you are your own person, your love of your life isn't your "second half", you are one being. And yes sometimes older people die after their loved one but thats usually when theyre weak af

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@kertoir Wtf

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@dhr6v @murshy12 @soulcantspell @salty_reborn @kirawontmiss Nah you a schrodinger dickhead 🤣

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

bro knocked off his whole inventory

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@slvppy Well put