April Day 🌵

I quilt and I’m sassy. Come at me. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #texasforever IG- @aprilsewandso and @aprilday0212

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

I think that as an April in OKC tonight when I say that I should get to hear @KoeWetzel perform April Showers…
Doubly because I’m also stuck with Day. April Day? I deserve at least this. 🤣

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

The first time I saw @KoeWetzel live, I said to my friend “If that man even looks at me sideways I will strip but ass naked and run across that stage to the bus.”
I stand by that.

Ready for OKC. 👌🏻😂

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

Just your friendly reminder that batteries are cheaper than therapy.

You don’t need that man. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

Just daydreaming about when @KoeWetzel is coming back to DFW… 🤪💭

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@ChipotleTweets consider it submitted. Although I’ve submitted a complaint prior to today and received ZERO response.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

@AprilDay0212 Will you please contact us at https://t.co/ltrG42NaPA so we can follow up with you directly? -Alex

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@ChipotleTweets Bro. Your Sherman, TX location is a shit show. I understand being understaffed is a problem. But customer service and opening on-time shouldn’t be impacted this severely.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg at this point I’m less afraid of pregnancy for the fear of not being able to get an abortion when/if necessary. I’m afraid of the risk of bringing another girl into a world of men allowed to treat her like property and not a human.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg What will you do about the surplus in tampons and pads with all of these forced pregnancies impacting supply and demand?

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg What do you think my ex’s stance on abortion would be if I called him today and told him I was pregnant?? … I’m going to go with pro-choice. … if I had to guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

It’s you @GregAbbott_TX .. you’re the friend.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg it’s been a day. I’m fighting a migraine so I don’t have the energy or the patience for your misogynistic, political nonsense. Just know, for today, I’m not knocked up and I’m still coming for you.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg … can you believe in science if you don’t believe in women’s rights? Asking for a friend…

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #HeyGreg it’s been a day. I’m fighting a migraine so I don’t have the energy or the patience for your misogynistic, political nonsense. Just know, for today, I’m not knocked up and I’m still coming for you.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX #heygreg ! Still no period but we’re not to the worrisome point yet! Just dealing with some cramping, bloating, possible cyst rupture. The usual, ya know?? Well, YOU wouldn’t.. but you still call the shots on uteruses! Makes sense.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

@GregAbbott_TX So no period today! Just some bloating and cramping. A little irritability but that could be residual effects of having my bodily autonomy removed.. #justgirlythings

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

Also @GregAbbott_TX … my heifers out in the pasture now have more options and bodily autonomy than I do. Better tell @peta to switch gears and make adjustment to their mission!

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

Hey @GregAbbott_TX, just a heads up that my periods are super irregular.. BUT since you are SO invested in what’s happening with my reproductive system, I’ll keep you posted!

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

So glad I could be a placeholder while you waited for your wife to come back.
Can’t tell which of us is more stupid. ✌🏻

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

If you’re going to burden a woman with all of the blame and responsibility for a pregnancy, she’s get ALL of the choices. #abortionrights #WomensRights

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

I’ll let the government tell me I can’t get an abortion, when they tell men they can’t get an erection.

[April Day 🌵 @AprilDay0212]

Baby, go ahead and try to throw me under the bus.
I’ve been driving the damn thing the whole time. 😂