April May

SVA. NorCal to NYC (profile pic from Kaileearts on Tumblr)

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@YOUMEDANClNG Oh, absolutely. This is about to be the platform of the dominant party. I’ve gotta figure out what it looks like but Twitter will be just for promo in the near and long-term. I’m done giving Musk anything.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

BUT ALSO I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND I HATE THID GARBAGE WEBSITE

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

This is extremely stupid.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Elon Musk is 100% going to deliver the crucial demographics of cyber truck drivers and foreign influence bots to Donald Trump 😫

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Trump’s reliance on people who, before him, didn’t typically vote, has made polling very difficult and inaccurate. I think, based on his levels of broad enthusiasm, this time that inaccuracy swings against him.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

I know I am just a fictional character but I think Kamala wins. I think that Trump’s success relies on enthusiasm from people who think that voting is a way of signaling fan identity rather than a civic duty and those people voted for him hard when he was on top of his game.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

But now we see Trump rallies with lots of empty seats and they get emptier as he rambles on. Civic duty voters go in no matter what. Fan identity voters go in when they’re feeling it in their veins. The juice is not as strong as it was.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

The Republican struggle to distance themselves Tony Radcliffe while still being free speech warriors.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

I will never understand this…

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Question…what is stopping people from getting a bunch of liberals to join this list and then donating the money to charity?

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

It's dangerous over here...

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Me: Shopping in a cute little antique shop with a bunch of old ladies.

Chappell Roan: “KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAR AND YOURE EATING ME OUT…”

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@LeonMuss4Earth The internet was a mistake.

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@elonmusk @stclairashley ONLY YOUR WISDOM CAN SAVE US

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@LegoK_9 😡 THE POINT OF THE TWEET IS THAT IT IS IS IMPROBABLE

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

I’m just saying…

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@cmc223 You’re right, you have not yet grasped it!!

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

@Limeshy 😏

[April May @AprilMaybeNot]

Proposal: Vice Presidential Reverse Harem.