April Damis

Don't be mad that I fucked your dad

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

*goes to visit @BradJr_Damis bc wise old brother whom has two kids with crazy ass @LittleSeahorse_* #imnotaregularmom #iamacoolmom

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

*about to pop*

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(563): YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI.

(712): I CAN IF I WANT TO

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

*has had to run away from porn directors and their pregnant woman kink*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

The secret to getting a man is find the one you want balls deep in you and wear him down until he gives you a child

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

*heavily pregnant*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis Downstairs *whispers bc is sure af the walls are listening*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis your mom just tried to push me downstairs...

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

*oh boy*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *pats your head and watches you without blinking*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *confused* okay...

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis I meant it when i said i could be a daddy. I have a lot of money.

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *pats your head* anyways, now you can dispose of my money

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *nods and sighs* at least they all old, they gotta die at some point

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *shrugs* i tell myself i offended some god in a past life

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis Our mothers suck to be honest

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *laughs* she is gonna throw a fit and maybe some shoes

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *stares at fingers* well i can now report to my dead mom and tell her i sucedeed once

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *cannot believe this is happening*

[April Damis @April_LUndersee]

@TheosaurusDamis *until she didn't anymore* *now what?*