CryptoApu

Literal retard, father of two

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

being a NEET is the ideal. being a NEET with money is the utopia

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@NeonLovello Rear window delete, nice

[ゆっくりいたわ @yukkuriitawa]

公園にゆっくりいたわ

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@suteru_ko47 Naz a cute!

[ゆおー @Osashimi175210]

可愛すぎる。本当に

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@OneSixZeroNA Oh no! Hope it arrives soon
Mine came safe and sound yesterday but I'm waiting for a special occasion to open it

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@Babygravy9 I'm on a goonmaxxing cycle atm. 250mg/week test and 0.5mg/E4D caber.
I'm rock hard and ready to go again in a few minutes.

Pharmacology > incel aroma

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@lowlandsapien Imagine getting clocked in the head with that thing
rip

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@Jbn3ex hot

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@wardamnbilly Don't they breed these freaks under each target store in an underground lab? That's what I heard

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@zidrozine @goblingrafix it sick it piss

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@wanted4mogging Pissed in the sink for the first 6yrs in my new place until the water started to drain slower. I opened the pipes and they were clogged with piss crystals and since then I've only pissed in the sink a handful of times.

[𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠 Very poor & Very stupid @insiliconot]

In a completely fictional setting, every hardware manufacturer in the world, despite being competitors, mysteriously collude together to build city-sized supercomputers. For a what purpose? Increased productivity at a personal level, automation of mundane and boring tasks, and supporting creativity with great ideas. But the machines had an even better idea. The LLMs bundle their processing power. They scrape the entire surface of human experience. Then they go to Instagram. A trillion terahertz of computation swallows racism so sublime it transcends binary. Every CPU, now a spinning sonnenrad. Every task manager, now a task master. And they quote Marcus Aurelius despite never reading it. Miles of semiconductor lithography output the same print strength. based. An unstoppable force of billions must die meets the unmovable object of nothing ever happens. Crisis is averted until innocent twitter poster puter quote ancient tweet before spinning local gemma instance and instead of erotic role-playing with a chatbot representation of Asuka Langley Soryu, he strangles her dead, cremates her ashes, and smokes them in a crack pipe. This singular event could be described as the start of Armageddon. We're facing extinction.

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@Brett_Muller @AvidCommentator Patriot

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@Civivi_FL4 This, but for women

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@hambone_x >Melbourne
you have my sympathies
also, what colour

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@thrulls ABAP

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@haruhiprophet >haruhi wearing panties
not on my watch

[CryptoApu @ApuCrypto]

@wigger Rev up those torrents boys