Aradia Megido Inflation

massive time travelling f00die. i am very much fat, and i intend t0 stay that way 0u0 (*SATIRE ACCOUNT*, feel free to block if you're uncomfortable with this.)

[Aradia Megido Inflation @AradiaMegidoFat]

made a strawpage, just because 0u0
https://t.co/b8GA7AlhXW

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@SphericalSerket im feeling...infinity 0u0

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@SphericalSerket hell0

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@Moongirl173 this is wr0ng actually. i ate 30000 0f them! 0u0

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@skyatmosa im g00d! still getting exp0nentially bigger all the time! 0u0

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*chugs an entire oil tanker dry* 0h, im s0rry, did y0u want s0me? ill try t0 h0ld back next time 0_0

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@Can0Wormzz their weap0ns will just b0unce 0ff my blubber, and ill dev0ur them all wh0le!! 0u0

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@DaveStriderFatt well? were waiting 0_0

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im s0 hungry i c0uld eat a h0rse! and then a milli0n m0re! 0u0

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s0metimes, my abs0lute girth gets me sleepy, and i cl0se my eyes f0r just…a few…*yawn* minutes…then suddenly days have…passed…zzzzzzzzzz…

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*burps s0 l0ud it shakes multiple galaxies* 0ugh, excuse me 0_0

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t0day’s karkat’s wriggling day, and t0 celebrate, we’ll be feeding him 612000000000000 cakes! 0u0

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@gamzeebulge "Holy shit, a real black hole!!! 😱😱😱"

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@D4naGray my glutt0ny levels d0nt need even the facade 0f f00d t0 eat s0mething, i dev0ur mete0rs c0nstantly 0u0

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@helpimanet @gamzeebulge // It's fine if they're not comfortable with the gimmick, I won't push it on them

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@gamzeebulge fair enough

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@vandwidth50 yes! he feeds me all the time, i c0uldnt be as large as i am with0ut him 0u0

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@helpimanet spherical 🔴

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@helpimanet 0nly if y0u feed me and rub my humung0us gut

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@creepercharge56 spherical 🔴