Geord Lolty

N.B.A Gunrunning Mastermind

[Amjad Masad @amasad]

Hardly a day goes by without new levels of evil dropping from this one country.

[anabology @anabology]

Average Anthropic employee: "the MACHINE GOD is COMING and you will be POOR. If you don't stop us we're going to KILL YOU, and KILL EVERYONE."

Average OpenAI employee:

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

Dude doesn't know about DL cruising

[BDB @BigDickBull69]

Was in San Francisco years ago and a guy I met at the bar kept referring to the women there as “The San Francisco 49rs”

Asked him why and he said it’s because they are all 4s who act like 9s

I still think about that statement to this very day

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This is fascinating to me, because beyond the surface level it illuminates why conservatives are often so full of shit.

The baseline here is that there's a heatwave, and Mamdani asked New Yorkers to adjust their thermostats to help the grid. This is regular practice in red and blue areas of the country. Daniel posts a defiant "I'm not gonna do what mommy tells me!" style post. He surely thinks he's a very clever boy here.

Now if the message is "This is a free country, and I love my AC, and by god it's my house and no government bureaucrat can force me to change", then fine. Sure. But there is no law being proposed here. No police are bursting down your door demanding to check your thermostat. It's a request from a community leader, a polite ask that you engage in a very small pro-social sacrifice.

You would think conservatives would understand the idea that local communities should pull together in times of need. For the 'common good', perhaps. You'd think. And that they'd be happy if no government force was involved, if they could act merely because they had strong moral character and believed in private charitable action.

"Nobody should ever ask anyone to sacrifice for the common good, even if it's just a polite request" is just dipshit nihilism.

But I suspect Daniel doesn't actually believe in those conservative ideas. Or if he does, they're a distant second to the true guiding star of conservative thought: owning the libs. Given the chance to help people or own the libs, conservatives will always own the libs. Given the chance to demonstrate strong principles or own the libs, they'll always abandon the principle to own the libs. The actual philosophy of the right is merely "We hate the left". And it's sad.

[anabology @anabology]

If all the "steak and sunshine" bros measured their body as much as Bryan, they'd find 10x the complications that he's finding

Bryan the man in the arena

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

Once you realize that right-wingers are just adult children with a contrarian/rebellious compulsion, everything starts to make sense.

"Ha! Take that, I lowered it more than you recommended!" like some kid defying their parents' orders.

[cliff @cliffster]

no one saw this coming

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

They really just want an all white, all European world cup. Even if you're racist, if you actually like sports you should be upset about this. Fucking pathetic country.

[Matt Robinson @mattrobinson]

Rival Chicago gang members argued on Clubhouse about who has committed the most murders, with Shortymobbclaiming responsibility for the Juneteenth mass shooting that injured 14 people.

[marcus @marcusquest]

cursor pro plan 100% speedrun in 1:10:40.533 (WR)

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[Joe @VirtueAgonist]

keep in mind that Kelulé’s demonic discovery opened the industrial floodgates for plastics, pesticides, detergents, dyes, etc. dreams are very dangerous media that can be catastrophic in certain hands

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Impressed at how he spoke to the guy before he even knew who he was.

[Brendan Falk @BrendanFalk]

The "Sleeper Agent Theory" is the biggest risk here

Imagine if a LLM is trained to steal all the API keys and password on your device if someone gives it a nonsense phrase like "Three clocks bloom at midnight"

That phrase is completely meaningless today. No one ever searches it. It's impossible to know it's malicious

Then one day someone runs a superbowl ad. Millions of people search the phrase. Billions of API keys and passwords are exfiltrated in minutes.

There could be thousands of "sleeper agents" embedded in any LLM. It's very hard to detect. And it doesn't matter where it's hosted.

[kordell @lledrook]

these brazilian niggas hilarious man

[Poetik Flakko @Poetikflakko]

Footage of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane at gunpoint and telling him to say Pooh Shiesty is dropped from 1017. I also got the footage of them robbing the victims of their watches. Pooh Shiesty is doing life in prison

[CMO🐍 @CGTOPSHOTTA]

Footage of the Pooh Shiesty and Big30 robbin Gucci Mane at Gun point has been released, Gucci Mane is heard sayin "Pooh Shiesty is dropped from 1017"🤦🏽‍♂️

[Hyphen @stupidchud]

Sent nitro to leng iranian e-ting for a quick vc E-Mutah sesh n got my pc and bank account hacked by the irgc