Lord El Mencho

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[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Chelsea fans do you remember my boy ?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Farming nayo niliwaambia haitaki mtu anaifanya as a matter between life and death. Kwanza ikue ati sasa umechukua loan ukanunua fertilizer na mbegu,ndugu yangu aki utalia. Farming aitaki uifanye kama unaitegemea,ndio maana tajiri ataweza mwaga mbegu kwa desert na kabej imee

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Bro alileta madem wake wote for a live match ndio mwenye anashinda warudiane 😂😂😂

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Let's be realistic.. Goons ni kina nani.. Ni aliens? Ni foreigners? Zii.. Ni people known to us.. We even live with them.. Interact with them on a daily.. After goon activities in our areas, start with creating hell for one.. Then two then three.. Watu wataacha hiyo tabia..

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Friendship is not about longevity, it is about impact and honesty

Judas was with Jesus for 3 years. And betrayed him

The Samaritan woman was with Jesus for 3hrs, and birthed the gospel of living waters

Friendship is also about reciprocity

Do unto others? Korekt

Goodbye

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Are those bundles of cash? This should be made illegal and punishable offence! So disgusting when Kenyans are suffering and can’t even make enough for a days meal.

[Unk @__Shola]

The way Arteta completely disappears from the surface of the earth after every season needs to be studied 😂😂😂

Not one single peek, zero interviews, zero photos, complete ghost! Lol

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Unaambia polo kimani haoigi then anaku sue alafu siku ya hearing jamaa inakuja kotini kama imeoga😭💀

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

Dear Kisumu International Airport Management; the politeness of your staff - from the entrance through to the departure gates - is on another level. Well done! The loo attendant even said: "How are you Madam? And welcome to my office." Which was spotless. Thank you 🙌🏽🤣

[Manyuki 🐝 @droopyndoch]

Awa wasee lakini nkt.
Jama wa Toppa aliona ngori kama ame enda

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“A man came to me at Napoli in tears and begged us to win the Scudetto. He said the last time Napoli won the league, his grandfather was the one who took him to the stadium… now he was the grandfather, with grandchildren of his own. That really touched me.”

— Victor Osimhen

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Hii kanisa iko wapi tuende, pure vibes buana.

Youths waliambiwa wakuje dressed in their job clothes na mass wao ndo wanaongoza

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

And we go on and on, threats and intimidation not withstanding.
Sato tuko Taita Taveta!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

These two blunt boyz will make you think that buying yourself a Fanta Madiba is a crime. They'll tell you that watching football is for lazy men who don't know how to make money. They'll also tell you that if you save the KSh 2,000 you spend on Tusker Baridi every month, you'll have KSh 20 million in your account after 15 years.

Then they'll tell you to buy their books on how to get rich instead of using that money to buy yourself Fanta baridi. Ironically, whatever they post online has never even worked for them. They depend on your money to survive.

Their end game is always the same: sell you a course or a book. They're not offering anything new. They capture your attention, then sell you something. They're no different from those forex gurus who'll try to convince you that they can pay the entire teaching fraternity using a single day's profits.

At the end of the day, they're all content creators. It's up to you to decide what to consume and what to ignore. Real successful people are often silent. These other guys are simply men trying to survive the economy, and that's okay.

The real problem isn't them,, it's people who listen to others and follow everything they're told without reasoning. Advice is meant to be shared, but decisions are deeply personal. Listen to everyone if you want, but always sit down, think critically, and decide your own course of action.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Relief Food Meant for Muhoroni Residents Recovered at Governor Gladys Wanga's Family Home — https://t.co/49EzJyBn1x

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Finally nimepata hiyo video ya Sheryl Gabriella. Those Tiktok influencers vitu wao hufanya behind the cameras ogopa😂😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

NTSA now has been accused of shifting from its road safety mandate to focusing more on new fees and compliance requirements.

Critics argue the agency should prioritize reducing road deaths instead of introducing more charges for motorists.

[Eric @amerix]

Commercial activists have moved from #RutoMustGo to #DangoteMustGo.

Useless climate rent-seekers.

Scammers.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Things are so bad nowadays. In places like Nakuru where everyone once dreamed of retiring, you now need to know the local hood goon just in case you're coming home late or leaving early. Hii Kenya sai, you're better off knowing these goons than knowing a police officer. It's Haiti in the making. Then the next thing you see is amateurs in tuxedos holding a press briefing at Harambee Annex, preaching about law, order, and safety measures that are as weak as Alicia Kanini’s walls of Jericho.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Turn my eyes from Worthless things and help me live in your way.

Psalms 119