Araxiel

any/all - transcendentally pan and punsexual - این نیز بگذرد

[S @even_steven8tht]

This man managed to restrain himself from shooting a charging pit bull and yet somehow a trained cop dropped multiple rounds into a labradoodle. The police are so pathetic.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the whitest westerner u know just fell to their knees in their moms basement

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Lex Luthor beileves in you, unlike Superman's performative support ❤️ #LuthorCorpForTheFuture

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Conservatives are bad at humor because they get too mad for brevity. This cartoon would've worked fine with just the Nazi tattoo, but he had to cram every single other talking point in there alongside it, and it just becomes a cluttered mess.

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

couldn't stop thinking about this

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

dc’s andor

[Kakababu's Exile in England 🇵🇸🍁 @ShinMarginalScr]

Heartwarming:

Normalcy has returned to Syria and it is now a normal third world country given the tears over high school graduation maths exams and parents complaining about how their genius children are being shortchanged by the education board.

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better

[檸檬Lemon @0937_LM]

#AvatarTheLastAirbender #ATLA #zutoph

[Slip Maker @SlipMaker]

yeah yeah him-man or whatever two tickets please

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Incredible things are being posted in Facebook

[Just Russ @LowriderStudios]

Sharing this in a corporate email and explaining my boss the artist clearly stated it as safe for work

[C J - Andor is everywhere now @CHARLOT21755647]

I bet Tony Gilroy’s original Andor scripts are filled with notes like “ insert Star Wars name here” or “Ask Pablo”.

[Araxiel @Araxiel]

@kbean511 @RobCGH Yet here you are on Twitter, daily signaling your virginity for all to see

[Immy Bisou 🎃🩹 @ImmyBisou]

These all tell a different story about the cleavage

The first one on the left are boobs that are pushed together as if they’re in a push up bra, but they are probably not as big as they seem.

The middle one are boobs at rest/sagging, the bra is not supporting them and they are just laying flat on the surface of the chest.

The last one on the right are larger boobs that are being supported by a bra but it’s not necessarily pushing them together. Just holding them comfortably.

I hope I’ve explained myself clearly, thank you.

[Ako მაქაცარია 🇬🇪 🇺🇦 @Akaking_ako]

Bro stone masons were so into Degrees they created Freemasons!

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.