Ted

I like Star Wars and burgers

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@HMM2425 @morimothxx9 I know it won't happen but imagine Merrick brings claudia back, puts her into Regina's body and then baby Jenk's immediately kills her.

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

I love my girlfriend

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@katie_campione @RachelLeishman It's just a biblically awful functionally illiterate interpretation, the play's plot has to be bent so severely it makes no sense, Hamlet has weird sexual energy with his mother in the play for example, and he hates women

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@FortnitePV2 Please lord just one chance

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@PGsBard @views999 Jaime and Brienne's relationship and Jaime and his sister's relationship only have a greater similarity after that scene.

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@TheLethalGeeks The film isn't even out yet just complain when it releases. If it's ass it's ass but we haven't even seen it yet

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

For every like I'll name a director who worked on a superhero movie better than Snyder.

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Is Zack Snyder the greatest director to have worked on a superhero movie?

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@RideDrivee They really just buried everyone else instead

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@occfox They evicted Davey Macdonagh noooooo

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@HuggbeesTV guardians of the galaxy

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

me in therapy every week

[Jacob Throneberry @jtberry97]

This is still the only TikTok I have saved on my phone and haven’t deleted

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British escape room idea:

You’re in a room having a cup of tea as someone’s guest. You have an hour to leave and you’re not allowed to say the words “right”, “well”, “best”, better”, “make”, “move”, “going” or “time”. You are not allowed to slap your thighs.

That’s it.

[Ted @ArchaicPigeon]

@Pinko69420 this is literally the plot of a very found Shakespeare play twelfth night

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@PlebusMaximus32 @aneish55 @InaqarU I know at least 3 of these aren't true lol, my mate lives in Nigeria and we play playstation all the time lmao

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@OOCCouchGags The curse 2023

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@thetutoredeye Baron Vladimir Harkonnens bathwater

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@thevoyager_ why are there foetuses on this app?