Archduke of Awkward

Pillsbury Doughboy stan account. PhD in Neuro-Silence. Allegedly allergic to most nuts. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈🔞

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@kindagrossgay My FAVORITE kind of Thursday!

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@kindagrossgay Fat men belching + you & your cock = Heaven

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@Widthtimesdepth 🫂

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

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[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@kindagrossgay 5’8.5!

[peri ✮⋆˙ @eternxllyspring]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine five little monkeys jumping on the bed

[FEROCITYWRLD★★★ @fuvk_hvpe]

I have the emotional availability of a lightskin basketball player rn

[🔻lala🔻 @lavendroatlatte]

As one of his haters, I have to say, I do not work very hard at all.

It is literally so easy to hate him.

[woogie🔞 @hebiwoogie]

love that we are going to live with 50°C summers for the rest of our lives because yall want to scam people into paying for an ai generated muscled guy's onlyfans

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@Hispanthicckk Need you AND those kitchen lights, oh my gosh

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

It’s actually insane we have politicians committing a felony with irrefutable proof and they aren’t arrested. Any one of us would be in lockup right now.

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@kindagrossgay ME!!!

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Columbia had students who said this was true arrested, expelled, and stripped of their degrees. They were falsely accused of antisemitism by the international press and government for speaking out. What will the consequence be for the perpetrators admitting it? Probably nothing.

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@NOVAdesiAlt Me, pleaseee

[highcalpal @highcalpal]

One of the biggest stories we tell ourselves about gaining is that “no one will understand” us if they find out… and surprisingly, I have come to realize we couldn’t be more wrong. Everyone in the straight and straight-sized world that I have discussed my body with seems to understand what it’s like to want to be someone else and has applauded me for being open about gaining. I think there is so much trauma bestowed upon us from the way that the media treats fat, that we believe everyone around us has been radicalized to hate it. The truth is, every single person I’ve ever talked
with has struggled with their body image at one point or another, and truly despises the way the media sensationalizes weight gain and fat as negative and even morally wrong. If you do ever decide to be open about your relationship with fat, or muscle gaining, or just being a size admirer, just know it’s likely to inspire a lot of people into being more themselves… and your life will almost indefinitely be richer for it. I have friends who wear tank tops now because I’ve inspired them to. I have friends who eat whole meals now after years of starving because they feel safe around me to do so. I have an inbox full of messages from people all over the world and even in my hometown that are thanking me for making them feel safe in their bodies, and I’m just getting started on my own public journey. Please… don’t underestimate what your happiness can do for others. It’s okay to hide, I’m not demoralizing your wish to be private, but just know it’s not a necessity in order to survive.

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

Funny how you can call someone out for using AI & they’ll block you but people up & down the timeline dropling over them despite there being an ENTIRE LEMON in his ice cream…

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@Jacobbeefi It’s “Big AI,” really.

[Archduke of Awkward @ArchdukeAwkward]

@EnokiBlubber And I RECEIVED 🥹🥹 THANK YOU!! May the pillow you lay your head on to sleep be extra cool tonight 🙏🏾

[ًً @duceamore]

me in the club on friday cus it's hayden's birthday and ima do my big one for the queen