Archibald Gilbert Hawkins

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[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Santa came in clutch this year. I finally got my big cock

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

ok google show me the evil computer

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

gave this bitch 6 allergy pills and told her it was SSRIs now she tellin me she can smell the molecular structure of sprite

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

just saw someone get killed on twitter...I'm gonna need a few days to process what I just witnessed I have never scene something so graphic in my life it was so awful their head bursted like a bright red water balloon oh HEAVENS....

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE i GOT

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

I witnessed the Joji in his signature pink suit at walgreens and he was in the back taking fistfuls of Vicodin then he gave me $10,000 to look the other way

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

kill socialists

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

need immediate sloppenheimer in the fnaf 1 booth

[Yumi @YumiMain]

sorry guys... album is cancelled.

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Just went through all my old tweets... Glad that deranged era is gone and i've moved onto better things (I am Ryan Gosling now)

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

what the fuck is happening

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

@GroverLopman (I never said you did)

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

@GroverLopman cool gif my boy got me awhile back (very cool)

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Tell that bitch shut up, my son cryin

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Stalingrad was so pretty during the German occupation

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

@FleshToaster You're obsessed with yourself. Chase a bag or somethin

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

She's not into you

But I am 😳😳😳

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Feeling brutal and resentful

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

@TarnishedStar1 @femboy_firearms Put a 30/06 in the back of my cranium

[Archibald Gilbert Hawkins @ArchibaldGilber]

Severing heads with a sheet metal cleaver hit different

[Rap God @twomad]

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