Dr. Slop

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

You have to install buttons on people, and press them.

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Someone put that dog on Prozac

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I said to my coworker nobody likes me and he said I like you then I said it’s never the ones you want

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Embarrassing listening to Lana del Rey loudly at stop lights

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I’m gonna put like quotes of my professors calling me smart on my resume

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Telling my boss I want to oil him down

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Quietly codes for 10 years then breaks desk with a baseball bat. I’m living a lie!

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I jerked you off and this is the thanks I get

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I showed you my cock and this is how you repay me

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I should develop a master plan

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

You know I never liked drakes music much. That’s cause your not a mysoginist.

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Help I’m having nightmares about pauly d

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I hope Pauly d doesn’t show up in my dreams tonight again

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Let me get back to pornhub I’ll take to you later

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Do you think this is real or ai generated?

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

No one is more of a furry than I am. I’ve been a furry.

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Eagerly hands over paycheck to five guys people in exchange for cheeseburgers

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

If you want to turn me on your gonna need to involve a lobster

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

I’m here to boost morale

[Dr. Slop @ArchibaldScrote]

Where are my noise canceling headphones. Without them I cannot operate.