Kran.

You're on thin ice.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique This would be my first...

I will ensure this sign is always visible, no matter what we do.

... Can we sleep together after?

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique What do other dating things entail? And... how do we spread news while dating? I am particularly bad at multitasking.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

.... Normally, divulging the intent defeats the purpose o-

Yes. I am-slash-was.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

We are actually now in the metro(sexual)politan area.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

I do also note that perhaps suspense is not the best approach for flirtation...

Due to my rather harsh streak in the past. I am sorry.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

I was just going to say, that while I do not enjoy the physical toll, I do at least enjoy the time together, as well as your bottom.

... I do wish to continue.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

{internally sweats)

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

Permission to be very forthright?

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

{He however, is deeply motivated by the vision of Phrixos's hind-quarters in motion.}

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

{Arms spaghetti. Face wetty-with-sweaty. Why he agreed to this, he keep forgetti'.}

No.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

We are, literally, running, and by legal consideration, partaking in "the disturbance of peace".

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

[vigorous pointing to the sign]

They're getting married, y'all! https://t.co/tZFPDAhFIo

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

I did not expect these activities when he explained the meaning of date.

My legs hurt.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

[And his equally large, tan and male boyfriend(?) in tandem, bearing a posterboard reading "Congrats on eventual Reproduction".] https://t.co/xquuLWONLU

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

[the serenity of a quiet beach was rudely interrupted by a large, tan burly man erupting from the ocean and screaming:]

AZLAEA IS GETTING MARRIED.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique [He nods, resolved.] Yes, I would. I always wanted to try, anyways, but until now, I had never had an unbiased opinion.

I figure this is my opportunity. Will you try my cooking?

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique That doesn't sound /too/ bad. Fine. I'll do it.
Maybe, I'll even try my hand at cooking. That's sure to leave a good first impression...!

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique I see. That could prove an educational experience, though the word choice seemed hesitant. Is there anything I should be warned of?

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

@Thalassique There's this looming spirit of... destruction, whenever I encounter them. I can't fully understand how to explain it, but among the chaos, I feel... Tension? Is this normal for a family?

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

... Too honest?