Phrixos Nereusou

Flow with the currents of water, and of time. (OC, Art not mine.)

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire I haven't been on many...but I believe as long as we're having a good time and doing something together it's a date. Easy! I'll just yell the news at whatever location we're at. Then we can spend the time together.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

Well why didn't you say so! [he holds @ArcticNoire's hand] Come this way, we're going to spread the news less vigorously but while we go eat and do other dating things. And drink booze. Lots of booze.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

SHHH WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

...wait you're flirting with me?

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

Let's just go home.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

No, I don't want to get my feelings hurt.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

...Oh. Not even a little?

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

Aren't you having a little bit of fun?

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

We are dating.

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

I did not expect these activities when he explained the meaning of date.

My legs hurt.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

[vigorous pointing to the sign]

They're getting married, y'all! https://t.co/tZFPDAhFIo

[Kran. @ArcticNoire]

[And his equally large, tan and male boyfriend(?) in tandem, bearing a posterboard reading "Congrats on eventual Reproduction".] https://t.co/xquuLWONLU

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

[the serenity of a quiet beach was rudely interrupted by a large, tan burly man erupting from the ocean and screaming:]

AZLAEA IS GETTING MARRIED.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire 'Course I will. I'll even break out some good booze. Make a real night out of the experimental dinner.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire You'd even try cooking for this?

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire Well it's mostly the parents. Dad is an asshole but means well in his own way. Stepmom puts dad's assholeness to shame. But you'd be able to rebuff them pretty easily.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire You mean amongst ourselves? Yeah, it's normal. Past few years have been rather rough, but most of it's usually in good fun. Most of the time. You should come down for family dinner sometime. That's when we're at our... Finest.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire ....What did you want to know?

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

@ArcticNoire I mean that you like the cold.

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

.......

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

My muscles!