ArcturusTheRed

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy | 32 | M

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Happy Pride to this interview Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O did back in ye olden days of 2010

[el @readingfromeden]

people who pay for ebooks 😭😭😭 you HAVE to learn to steal i’m so sorry why are you paying for something you can’t physically own

[ali @probablyalissa]

Oh okay

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"The Plan? Stay poor forever so we can have lifetime passes to look at fish.”

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“We need to do insider trading because we refuse to do anything about inflation” is Republicans in Congress admitting that they are both corrupt and ineffective.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else.

Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

55 POTIONS, 55 POKÉ BALLS, 55 REVIVES!

Complete side missions in #PokemonLegendsZA – Mega Dimension! Available on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It should be illegal to take a nap and STILL wake up with a headache. Like excuse me??? I rebooted the entire system.

[beefe @troglodykes]

accidentally called a customer at work a cunt

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone said “Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with a whole society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[MEME @memesvariat]

“estás bien?” “si, por?”

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

don’t “get” boners. i was born hard and i will die hard

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis

Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve

Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?