Ash

Middle Aged Human

[Ash @Ardara336]

But who will watch the watchdoge?

[soup @tidepoolsoup]

i took care of a young woman once who complained of severe abdominal pain. her chart was wild, full of notes essentially accusing her of lying, drug seeking, etc. her behavior was erratic, according to the other nurses

turned out she was septic, had >12" of necrotic guts inside

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Just saw someone refer to a movie set in the 90s as a period piece and I think I need to go home and put my teeth in a glass

[plasticbagger @plasticbagger]

Bugs bunny faked his birth certificate and is actually a hare

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Keke Palmer is a comedic genius and I Love Boosters proves it in a few different ways than we've seen before.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“Some are born to enjoy illusions, others are cursed to see the truth”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[Ash @Ardara336]

@ayojoestar I brought my own bag. So did Maron.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

The biggest heartbreak has been watching us sail right past the point of no return for catastrophic climate change without even slowing down.

We didn't even really try.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich

[meh @MEHPhotos]

Met a moth.
It wandered into the tire shop.

[Ashe @ashemusic]

“The Girl of Your Dreams” MY NEW ALBUM IS YOURS OCTOBER 16th!!!!! 🦢

Funeral is out tomorrow 9 am PT!!!

I love her with all my MIGHT. From track 1, Stop The Wedding, to the final song, Funeral, she is chock full of romance and irony and pain and play… i wrote these songs from a bird’s eye view of stories I was once wayy to close to. It’s amazing what you can see from far enough away ✨

You can preorder now please & thank you!!! 💋💋💋💋

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you live in on of these states you measure distance in time it takes to get there instead of miles

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

According to 4 people with Gov. and industry info, Iranian hackers have targeted US water systems, telecomms, energy networks and other infrastructure. Good thing we stripped CISA of funding so that Donald Trump could continue throwing temper tantrums over a lost election.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

In a…fucking what?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Executives from Flock are reportedly pissed that a copycat company called Stalk is now putting up cameras right in front of their homes' driveways.

[Ash @Ardara336]

@MTSlive So if i have a llm download stuff it's no longer illegal. Cool. I have lots of free dvds of whatever movie you want. All legal now

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@MTSlive TLDR:

If you steal a 3 dollar sandwich, you get arrested.

But if you steal every bit of art, writing and music on earth, you get declared “too big to fail” and are allowed to write the laws now

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

The reason people hate flock cameras is that they know the government will not use them to lock up the insane depraved criminals who will stab you while you walk through Times Square but will instead mail you a ticket for speeding on an empty highway at 2AM.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

reminder that echo chambers don't feel like echo chambers from the inside. they feel like finally finding people who get it

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

some people are mean and bitter

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Where are the kids? Why the fuck aren't they tracking the kids down? They can track some poor dude getting a blunt because he wants to chill the fuck out but they can't trace where the 600k missing kids went? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.