R.J.

I simply am not there

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older or more depressed, but one of the highlights of my day is seeing the deer walk down my street at night.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

McDonald’s now sells Red Bull! Did I die and go to unhealthy heaven?

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

Customers love to say "I'm not trying to make this harder for you" while actively making it harder for you

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

The worst SW you know is waiting to make a post on social media with some form of a “Getting stuffed like a turkey” joke #HappyThanksgiving

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

It’s unfair that if you believe in a God you’re considered religious but if you believe you are a God it’s considered delusions of grandeur.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

This first look is to distract you from the fact that the plot of the new movie is about how the characters are now trans and start having feeling for one another. Don't fall for the woke bs

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’

In theaters in June 2026.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

@DiscussingFilm @DanSoder start getting big brother, the role of a lifetime is calling your name

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

San Diego show 9/26

https://t.co/dqrt3a12Rf

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

I need the opposite of a Bar Mitzvah where I can transition back into childhood.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

@DiscussingFilm Staring @stavvybaby

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

Doing the Weapons run to the bedroom before we have sex.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

Me to the man in the mirror

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Someday he will die.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

@adub2142 @VladVilcu3 Stop it and get some help, genuinely

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

I rang up @columtyrrell today at Walgreens and instead of telling him how funny I think he is, I told him I love his work, like he’s a chef or a painter.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

Lack of sleep is one of the strongest hallucinogens you can get.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

The other day a coworker told me that I never look happy and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[toe, lover (that one friend) @carobunga]

I don’t want to go to work I want to lie down

[The legendary Empress ASUKA / 伝説のASUKA皇后 @WWEAsuka]

Please don't have romantic feelings for me. It's meaningless—100% pointless.

[R.J. @Are_Jay_Gee]

Should I grab it and change the lives of everyone in this manager’s office?