canned fruit retailer of the year 2015, proud Vectra owner, supporter of various football teams, committed to trading #standards, husband. @millsandboom
Speaking of gourmet flavours - sampled a Sharwood's 'Rogan Josh' sauce last night as wife Karen was away. Needed an entire bloody roll of polo mints afterwards - far too exotic for Steve. Letter of complaint issued.
Some smart sod says it's forecast snow later in the week. If that happens I'll bloody well transfer you the contents of my natwest fixed rate isa, pillock
'are you waiting for hell to bloody freeze over?' - Defcon 4 bollocking for the entire ambient replenishment team in Daventry after Steve spots a POS display of de-icer on aisle 17. Day ruined.
Superb Easter afternoon spent playing with my new iPhone in the garden. Will be uploading all 36 Ultra HD pictures of a bottle of Carlsberg next to a glass of wine later for those of you on Facebook.
Best, Steve
Saturday morning spent auditing wife Karen's fridge management. Poor compliance in places with half-drunk bottles of Blossom Hill rosé in the fridge door and produce close to expiry date located at rear of unit. Standards begin at home, Karen!
Though the pillocks messing around with a helium cannister and tannoy system down in the loading bay are about to find out that some biases are bloody intentional
'that's a bloody micro-aggression you prat!' Steve learning the lingo after completing Unconscious Bias Training in Telford branch. Chris from HR learning a particularly valuable lesson after calling me a 'slaphead'