Corporate Tips To Survive
1. If your HR or management asks you to speak freely, please Don’t.
2. Be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay
3. Someone at work will suggest installing Outlook and Teams on your phone. Do not listen
4. So many HR managers prefer hiring someone who is currently employed vs who is unemployed
5. Job-hopping will pay you faster than loyalty ever will.
6. Leaving a toxic job for your mental health is actually a win.
7. Document everything
8. The office is not stressful because of work. It’s stressful because of people.
9. Lie to your coworkers
10. Anyone saying “my job gives me a purpose in life" is genuinely a slave
11. Good employees don’t complain they just leave
12. Refusing small beginnings is a silent career killer.
BRUTAL TRUTHS ABOUT PEOPLE:
1. The weakest are often most cruel.
2. The dumbest talk the most.
3. The most miserable are the most jealous.
4. The most insignificant are the most arrogant.
5. The wisest remain calm.
6. The strongest are always kind.
7. The smartest often stay silent.
8. The happiest live quietly.