Ari Morgan

People told me I should get a twitter because I say funny/witty things on occasion. I am not self aware enough to know when this happens.

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

The McRib is a popular sandwich because it fulfills man’s primal desire to be reunited with his rib, to become whole. Adam would have loved the McRib

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

Woke up happy n relaxed and then I got on this God forsaken app for more than 30 seconds. Why did I do that to myself..? #twitterisacesspool

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

@scrowder Ye

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

Twitter is still a cancer. But at least n🍊w it'll be entertaining.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

This app is a cancer. #deuces

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

@scrowder

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

"Sharing the last heroin needle the greatest form of love I can think of." -my friend and halsy in a song she'll sing in cursive someday probably.

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

Update: it was indeed cool. I saw it awhile ago which goes to show you I never get on this God forsaken app.

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

I haven't seen the new Justice League cut yet but it looks cool so #RestoreTheSnyderVerse ig

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

I haven't seen the new Justice League cut yet but it looks cool so #RestoreTheSnyderVerse ig

[Jimothy @dicknballs42069]

Hallmark movies are like porn but it’s just plot

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

How I'm feelin rn no cap

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

The Season 2 Finale was GOD TIER and overturns all the disappointment I felt with Episode 9
#TheMandalorian #Season2Finale #DinDjarin #StarWars #BobaFett

[Ari Morgan @AriMorgan98]

When she claims to have multiple personalities but her voice doesn't sound like she's entered the Avatar state 😒😤.

[Jimothy @dicknballs42069]

The ratio of people who blindly trust their own government to killdozers is way off in this country

[Jimothy @dicknballs42069]

I’m not wearing a mask for covid, I’m wearing one because I’m sick of inhaling your bullshit

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

There are more calls from the left for a football coach to be fired for wearing an OAN shirt than there are for a Democrat Governor who wore Blackface.

Let that sink in.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

“The cops should have just let the drunk violent convicted felon run off into the night with the weapon he just stole from them!”

This is an actual argument being made. In fact this is the argument the DA is making.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Wow:

Nancy Pelosi just said on MSNBC that Trump should “follow the science” and avoid large gatherings like rallies

Just weeks ago she was marching in a massive protest with BLM activists

So I guess that’s okay but Trump rallies aren’t?

🤔

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Rayshard Brooks did everything right. I mean besides passing out drunk behind the wheel. Resisting a lawful arrest. Assaulting cops. Stealing a weapon. Shooting them with it. Turning and pointing it again. Besides all that he was a Boy Scout. Must have been racism that killed him