Ariel

[Jay @JustKobby98]

Messi, the moment Jude Bellingham disrespected him

[bobby @bobbyBS_]

The dumbest person you know still thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi

[G @Gideoomatic]

Messi put in a ball those 6'5 England defenders couldn't get to. With his right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Stephanie Ⓥ @SVcrazycatlady]

Proof that Senators are completely useless if any random person can just be dropped into it like this:

[SAM @fcb_s_a_m]

the whole europe used to fear juventus until this happened

[FIKKKŚ☢️🦍 @Fikayofmars]

Got a pen btw.

[Mide Of Canada🇦🇷🇪🇸🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

This is what y’all fell in love with??

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The only way to stop this France team.

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

I’m crying they gave Neymar a make a wish penalty

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

seen an arsenal fan say this paraguay display been anti-football

[Sean Walsh @SeanDZWalsh]

I am grateful we live in a world where what Peter Crouch said about Messi vs Ronaldo is the norm because I was very tired of the alternative

[Diego @diegorumira]

ASÍ SE DEFIENDE A LA PATRIA QUE TE VIO NACER. CAGONES HIJUEPUTAS.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Messi was arguably the best player on the planet at 19 years old and he’s still arguably the best player on the planet at 39 years old. Do you know how fucking nuts that is

[Ryanair España @Ryanair_ES]

más comunicados que trofeos esta temporada

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

Just got off the phone with my college roommate.

His daughter was diagnosed with leukemia in January.

He has insurance. Good insurance. The kind you feel safe having.

7 months later:
Savings: wiped out. 401k: cashed early. Penalties and all. House: refinanced to cover the gaps insurance decided weren’t their problem.

He told me he’s not the same person anymore.

Said watching your child fight for her life while simultaneously fighting an insurance company over coverage codes does something to you that doesn’t go away.

They did everything right.
Two incomes. No debt. Responsible their whole lives.

One diagnosis undid all of it in 7 months.

And somewhere a health insurance CEO is getting a $30 million bonus this quarter.

I don’t know how people defend this system with a straight face.

I really don’t.

[J🌦️rge @stoydesbasatado]

Papelón mundial, Ecuador merece arrancar con -10pts la próxima eliminatoria.

[Antonio Valencia @anto_v25]

Vamos, Ecuador! 🇪🇨 Hoy más que nunca, demostremos que sí se puede. ¡Con fuerza, corazón y hasta el final🇪🇨💪🏾❤️👏🏾

[Javier A. @MateQueee]

Odio eterno a esta gente que te revienta los partidos

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.