Ariel

I'm an artist. Or at least thats what I tell myself.

[Ariel @Arielly327]

@Saminal_Animal Adult Hiccup and Astrid?

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I swear to God if people spoil #Endgame the way they’ve been spoiling #GOT I will burn this place to the ground.

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@Elrickane @RebekahMcKendry Cool beans! I’m not caught up on shockwaves pod- but I just saw it and thought you would dig it!

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@Elrickane if you haven’t watched this one it’s free on prime- rad body horror

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@JulieAMcDowall Did she specify what kind of noodles? I feel like that may be important

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@Saminal_Animal sorry I liked a shit ton of your posts this morning- I had a bad dream and your stuff made me smile :)

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@joe_hill Would it have been A Discovery of Witches? I haven’t seen that many horror trailers for shows- I know here is a new movie coming out called Us that I have to see. Maybe the Prodigy too.

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@joe_hill In this climate? I think it’s encouraged.

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@Saminal_Animal Papapapa pineapple it- or wrap it around your pillow, or get a satin pillow case- could be just the case itself given you breakage.

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Finished #RedDeadRedemption2 and honestly I don’t know what else to do with my life now.

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Being a girl in 2018 is realizing the eyebrows your mom bitched about being too thick are ACTUALLY nonexistent and you MUST COLOR THEM IN IMMEDIATELY

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@ChrisEvans I will give you a pass today because you are Captain America- but YES IT IS TOO SOON

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@KarenKilgariff I was just listening to episode 139 and had a weird memory of being 7 years old and watching this episode the night it aired with my dad- I was promptly sworn to secrecy and sent to bed. #parentingwin

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@jockowillink I spoke to one of my friends who drove a truck in Iraq for the army after listening to episode 143 with my husband-

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@GHardstark lookee what I found!

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If you are dying of cancer, and you get hit by a bus, did you beat cancer? #seriously

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@Saminal_Animal

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The lunch I packed for work ended up tasting like shit and it kind of ruined my day. #FirstWorldProblems

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Everyone knows you can measure how American you are by how upset you can make your neighbors with your late-night fireworks display days in advance of the 4th of July, and the weeks afterword.

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@pattonoswalt Farts.