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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[akame 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @akame90]

Seks yaptıkça amın genişlediğini sanmak... Olm siz bakirsiniz değil mi? Amdan 10 kilo çocuk çıkıyor da genişlemiyor, sizin 5 cmlik sikiniz girince mi genişleyecek?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

You won’t find Indians confronting and shaming men for peeing, pooping, cat calling or sexually assaulting women in public.

But two consenting adults kissing is what disrespects and threatens their culture.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[kuno @kunoo]

Donald Trump watching me trade without insider information

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Maldita sea, el pollo usó un condón

[L0rdRa1d3n^ @Arjitmehra]

@MKBHD I don’t remember 5x being that bad.

[david @ldavid2k]

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face"

Me: "lock and unlock the phone again"

Face ID:

[L0rdRa1d3n^ @Arjitmehra]

Imagine it’s a late minute penalty to make it 1000 and to win the game and he misses😭

[Eminent @stayEminent]

Yeah, sex is great, but imagine the dopamine rush from Cristiano Ronaldo clocking 1000 goals at the World Cup final

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Pedolf Shitler….

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Timbss @saidnothingyet]

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.

In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.

These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.

The trader seemingly made huge gains.

Unusual.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

When you face Real Madrid in the UCL and it's only the quarter-finals...