Im_A_Fkn_Teapot

Despoiler of Cereals,
One who's coming was foretold

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@engineers_feed It looks like Children of Men is knocking it out the park. Or 1984...

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@finallyx @CryptEagles Don't sweat it too hard, she posted this:

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@duncantrussell @netflix how can you be so shortsighted. It's one of the best shows I've seen for years, and we need shows that promote mindfulness more than ever right now.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

The Midnight Gospel was cancelled by Netflix.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@ParallaxStella Soju... It reminds me of not-sweet flat 7up. That stuff is deceptive.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@mikeBithell All the jaffas

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

*new energy bill arrives*

Opens email, glances at bill, sets tea down slowly with the slightest tremor.

Says possibly the largest underestimation ever uttered.

"the bill this month seems a bit steep"

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@ParallaxStella Not cool.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@ParallaxStella Said the same. It's like he nails some phrases, then butchers others. Great series though.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

How long should we wait after a mass-shooting, the usual expressions of "thoughts & prayers" & the inevitable outraged cries for more sensible gun laws, before we go back to posting food-pics?

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@finallyx Everywhere everything all at once is like a proper mind-bending multiverse thing. It's like a fever dream.
Fucking amazing.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@engineers_feed 27.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

🤷🏽‍♀️ like I said, ego problems

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@Jimllpaintit Her. Kinda. Guy gets dumped by his AI waifu

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@joncoopertweets Realistically I'm certain one person shouldn't have the power that hell have once ownership is complete.
The guy shamelessly shills and pumps crypto, and now he's going to own one of the biggest social platforms in the world.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@bunnydelphine Light snack

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@bunnydelphine 😂😂

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Woa! A 46-year-old whistleblower who turned over a trove of secret files about Deutsche Bank — which provided insight into the bank’s relationship with Donald Trump — has been found dead in Los Angeles.

[Im_A_Fkn_Teapot @Arkeemedees]

@JessicaNigri Wicked city, or ninja scroll.

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@mareinator Ridiculous!