Arkley Hammer

West Ham season ticket holder. Love everything WHUFC COYI ⚒ Sullivan OUT!

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

New to twitter, dedicated purely to everything West Ham United, give me a follow

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@karren_brady you have so many questions to answer. Stop hiding in your tower and face the music

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

West Ham are basically a template example of what happens when you get recruitment wrong too many years in a row. The way that they used the Rice & Kudus fees (£160m) is what decided their fate. 2 or 3 good buys (Fernandes, Summerville, Diouf) is not enough especially when you recruit so poorly at CB and striker. Amateurly-ran clubs will get found out in the modern Premier League. West Ham need a change of ownership or else it will be the same story, even if they do get promoted next season.

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

@SamArsenalFC White no longer an option now

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Disagree, team success or failure is based off an entire season not 4/5 months, we only turned up middle of Jan

[EBL @EBL2017]

If West Ham go down, they will be the best Premier League team to ever be relegated.

On their current level, they are a top 10 side.

But they only have themselves to blame for at management level.

Potter. Not good enough.

Nuno. Took too long to find his best way (3 months).

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

You’re about as Jewish as a bacon cheeseburger you fucking pillock

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes.

Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Learning quickly @karren_brady

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Thank you for listening

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Get out @karren_brady

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Anyone else had this Summerville shimmy on repeat? 🔂

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Nuno fella pack your bags, times up

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Over a year later, I don’t need to tell you what’s going to happen 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Hammers Hub @HammersHubWHUFC]

Eli Junior Kroupi has scored more league goals (9) than any other player aged 18 or under in Europe's top 7 leagues and second divisions this season 💫

West Ham could have just unearthed a real gem 💎⚒️

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Legend in every sense of the word

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Every one of Tomáš Souček's 39 @premierleague goals ⚽️

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Fuck this joker off, let him give the ball away 100 times for someone else

[The West Ham Way @WestHamWayCom]

🚨 | Lucas Paqueta is understood to be keen on a move back to Brazil, it has been exclusively reported by ExWHUEmployee

https://t.co/sZIDRtCXjR

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Get out @karren_brady

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Sometimes I wonder whether I support a professional football club or a family from Game of Thrones

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

Super agent Jorge Mendes now appears to be calling the shots in West Ham transfer business pushing out the likes of Will Salthouse and Barry Silkman.

Mendes who is close to Nuno and acts as his agent is now said to have ‘keys to the castle’ at West Ham according to insiders close to the club.

Pablo is a Mendes player, Traore is a former Mendes player who he retains ties to and Sporting Lisbon where Guilherme looks set to move to has major ties with Mendes.

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

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[COYIrons @COYIronscom]

Out of 10, how confident are you that we stay up this season? 🤔

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

@SamArsenalFC You should try being a bit more optimistic

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@elonmusk the new X update is utter shite,
change it back to the old format

[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Sean you don’t half go on, do us all a favour get out of that cretins backside

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

A return of just four points in total after nine games represents West Ham's worst start to a Premier League season and joint-worst of any league campaign in their history, with the club replicating the same points tally in the second tier in 1932-33, and in the top flight in 1973-74 - although on both occasions they just managed to just avoid relegation.

The 1932–33 season was West Ham's first season back in the Second Division following their relegation in the previous season. The club were managed at the start of the season by Syd King. Two days after losing their ninth game of the season, on 7 November 1932, King was sacked. He was replaced by Charlie Paynter.
King who was reputed to have had problems with alcohol and had previously turned up at board meetings drunk and had taken West Ham's relegation the previous season badly, such that it had affected his mental health. A month after his sacking, King committed suicide by drinking alcohol laced with a "corrosive substance". An inquest into his death concluded that he had been suffering from paranoia and that he had taken his life "whilst of unsound mind".

In the league, the Hammers finished in 20th place that year, just one place above a relegation spot, having not been higher than 16th all season. Their defence was the poorest in the league ranking 22nd letting in 93 goals at an average of 2.21 goals every game. A run of four wins in their last five games moved them out of the relegation places with one game of the season remaining.

In the 1973–74 season, West Ham played in the First Division for the sixteenth consecutive season and were managed by Ron Greenwood at the time.

The Hammers made a poor start to the season, failing to win any of their first eleven League matches, and finishing at the bottom of the table by Christmas after losing at home to Stoke City. However, they rallied in the second half of the season, and a draw against Liverpool in their last fixture left them in 18th place, just one point ahead of relegated Southampton.

After 13 years at the helm, Greenwood moved to a new role of general manager in 1974, with assistant John Lyall taking over as first-team manager the following season.


[Arkley Hammer @ArkleyHammer]

Understatement of the century

[West Ham News & Views @WestHamViews_]

@FootyAccums Some would say our ownership is not very good...