long_arm_culling

zoology graduate, opera lesbian, fuckin love pigeons, she/they

[Thistle (요한) 🌸ᩚ 🇵🇸 @JohanSeong]

I'm sorry but the flames of Mordor rage unforgivingly nearby and he's just like close the windows

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Week 2 was a lot to digest. #TheWeeklyVenn

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

boris johnson is an amazing exposé of how british society functions entirely on the assumption that people would be too embarrassed to do certain things and if you aren’t embarrassed then there’s literally nothing they can do

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Incredible to think that a white millionaire has managed to avoid deportation

[long_arm_culling @ArmCulling]

@JohanSeong Sounds like neither do they

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo @JoeyShabadoo_]

it is imperative that you click "translate tweet"

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

I’m afraid there is no bigger 🚩 than someone with “be kind” in their bio!

[dahyun the barbie @dahyunscalp]

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[cory @coolmathgame_]

[dying and finding myself in heaven in front of god]

me: woah hey m-

god: shut up. why are u guys drinking milk from cows. what the fuck did you guys start doing that for

[latke @latkedelrey]

the CDC now says your boss can legally exhume your covid-ridden corpse and prop it up at the cash register like weekend at bernie’s

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

"retweet" if you possess a chitinous exoskeleton. "like" if your haters are lacking in the chitinous exoskeleton department

[Bontan @BontanUK]

Thank god I washed out that used tin of chopped tomatoes to recycle the can.

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[long_arm_culling @ArmCulling]

@turpywurpy Iconic

[🦂 @grlinpieces_]

taking mixed signals as "no" has made my dating life so much easier