Armand Karlsen

profile pic by @sixfoot_ant. 41/m, queer, introverted, nerd

u18 DNI. I am horny on main, you have been warned :V

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Reform and Restore voters: dirt poor people radicalised by privately educated multimillionaires who pose as patriotic politicians while being bankrolled by foreign billionaires.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Hands up if you're a self-important prick that nobody voted for, who spouts non-stop bollocks while calling himself a shadow minister in a position he bought his way into"
#bbcqt

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I should just point out that this is the eighth time we have invited unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf onto Question Time."
#bbcqt

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

As a wildfire burns in Derbyshire, Richard Stupid Tice confirms it is just weather. But definitely not because Reform have received £24 million from people with fossil fuel interests since 2019.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Since Brexit everyone in the UK is on average £11,400 worse off.

Except Nigel Farage.

He received £5 million as a reward for Brexit.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Unfortunately I can't make the debate on second jobs as I'm in America for a speaking engagement before coming back to promote gold bullion then doing my GB News show and squeezing in a few Cameo recordings.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I proudly boasted about having claimed "zero personal expenses". Which is not surprising when you consider that there is no such thing as 'personal expenses' for MPs, so nobody has claimed any. But I have claimed over £150k in office expenses.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I hope my recent interviews have now clarified the facts about that £5 million gift.
To summarise:
It was an unconditional gift
It was for security
It was a reward for Brexit
It’s none of your business!
I could spend it on Ferraris
But I’m going to spend it on security
Although I haven’t spent it yet
I didn’t spend it on houses. Unless I did, which I could have
I didn’t declare it because it wasn’t political!
But Starmer being given some glasses definitely WAS political
Oh leave me alone!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The UK is a two tier police state where cops beat the crap out of peaceful protestors.
Oh, sorry... it's Trump's America, showing what happens to people who disagree with the President.

[Sam @SamCKx]

The more I dig, the more I realise that Nigel Farage is literally done for. It's over for him. The £5 million bung is big enough to take the entire Reform movement down and possibly land Nigel in jail.

1) The fact the donation was made BEFORE Nigel was MP is absolutely irrelevant. Parliamentary Code of Conduct requires all receipts for the full 12 months before election. Nigel receiving his bung just a few days before he announced his candidacy makes it so much worse, not better.

2) "Category 5: Gifts and benefits from sources outside the UK - THRESHOLD FOR REGISTRATION Section 39. Members must register, subject to the paragraphs below, any gifts or benefits with a value of over £300 which they receive from a source outside the UK."

Nigel argues this was 'purely personal' but the Code refers to partners or families when it comes to personal gifts... this takes us to the next issue...

3) Christopher Harborne has a long track record of making SUBSTANTIAL political contributions to Nigel's parties, first to The Brexit Party, and later to Reform. He is a POLITICAL DONOR - any "gift" he made to Farage CANNOT be argued as personal or without political context due to this track record.

4) Using his platform as an MP, Nigel went on to promote 2 companies in which Christopher Harborne holds $ billions in stock - Nigel NEVER publicly endorsed or mentioned these companies prior to the "gift". Nigel also began actively pushing for policy that would directly interest Christopher Harborne and his business affairs. These were not interests that any could argue could possibly be of interest to his constituents - deregulation of crypto, and lowering of taxes on crypto gains. Nigel spent a substantial amount of time and effort pushing these policies.

It is beyond a doubt that this is the biggest breach of Parliamentary Code of Conduct rules in relation to donations in parliamentary history.

But even more concerning for Nigel will be that if it can be proven he was secretly incentivised to use his public office to push for policies to support a wealthy donor, then he should very likely face a criminal probe for corruption and bribery. I suspect Harborne might also be exposed to this. The United Kingdom and Thailand have a bilateral extradition treaty. Maximum prison sentences of up to 10 years for the offence.

This is not going to go away.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Having made the mistake of doing a few interviews and stropping like a petulant child in all of them, please rest assured that I am going straight back into hiding for the foreseeable future.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

This is SO incredibly important!

Imagine the world of pain we could have avoided if this had been in place before

Please do this now - takes seconds and could change everything!

Thank you x

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Reform UK Makerfield candidate Rob Kenyon refuses to sign the paperwork to have a DBS check done.

What is he hiding?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm sure we are all grateful for the lecture on civilisation from the VP of a country that pays masked men to kill innocent people on the street and where school children have to practice how to hide from nutters with automatic weapons.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

JD Vance accused by No10 of trying to 'interfere' and stir up division over Henry Nowak https://t.co/Z2o0cOeyqk

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

When money comes into my bank account for any work I've done for someone, HMRC calls this 'Income'. I would like to call it a gift, but I can't.

If Fa Rage gets £5m for working on Brexit projects, that is also income. It should be liable to 40% tax. But, is it?

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Reform of coursed are also currently being trashed for lying about Badenoch

Don't be fooled that they have interest in the matter being discussed - what this is, is full blown Trumpism - attention at any cost, can lie to achieve it - the gullible will believe and social media will magnify

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

A newly-elected Reform UK councillor in Trafford has been charged with possession of an offensive weapon. Billy Burke, 67, from Urmston,
https://t.co/ahAJ27l5WH via @NewsNowUK

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

We cannot allow Nigel Farage or Zia Yusuf anywhere near government.
That’s all.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I managed to stand in the middle of a field to do an attention-seeking ‘announcement’ to nobody about the Henry Nowak murder, but I couldn’t be arsed to turn up to hear the Home Secretary’s statement in Parliament, which is my actual job.