bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.
The latest US literacy stats have just dropped and they are every bit as grim as you might imagine.
"Approximately 50% of Americans read so poorly that they are unable to perform simple tasks such as reading prescription drug labels"
Ben and Jerry’s is a Jewish company that has always been loudly sympathetic to a liberated Palestine, never before has this been an issue but after Oct 7th Zionist have made it their personal mission to hunt out any and all Jewish voices who dare say Palestinians deserve to live!
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.
I hate to politics tweet but this has all been so ridiculous lol we’re all waiting for the lady who said we will have “the most lethal military in the world” to win the election and instead of contemplating how fucked that is, yall want to pretend noble work is being done here 😭
I think it's worth repeating that so much of the "War on Terror" (whether in Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia, or Palestine) has mostly consisted of the inconceivably wealthy slaughtering the poorest, most marginalized people on Earth with billion-dollar military technology.
She was harvesting olives on her own land when he walked up and shot at her ten times!! This is how Palestinians have been living for over 76 years! One minute your mother is harvesting olives from your family garden and the next she has been killed and you wont get justice!
This was my interview w @lalarian. It's his last ever on-camera interview. Everyone told us he was in hiding as it was just days after an assassination attempt during 11 days of Israeli bombardment in 2021. We found him walking down a street, so we stopped him & asked for an intv
Israel has just informed organizations that’ve been providing life saving medical care in hospitals in Gaza that they’ll no longer be allowed to enter Gaza. While the world isnt watching, Israel is blocking even the little medical aid that was entering Gaza. Now they have nothing
they thought our leaders are like them, sending young men to die while they lavish in comfort and abundance. but they found Yehya Sinwar a martyred soldier fighting on the front lines with his men. he was an indigenous son of the land, a son Palestine's fabled ancient past, of her trees and rivers and wind. he was a king among the wretched of earth—a refugee, a political prisoner, a fighter, a man of faith and resolve and bottomless love for his people. colonizers can never understand the native, but we understand them well. they think the resistance dies with the martyrdom of leaders, as if the burning yearn for liberty, home and heritage in our chests can be extinguished when they break our hearts. farewell noble son.