Alan Armstrong

McEwan's export drinking armchair anarchist

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Who better to investigate misconduct allegations than Lee Anderson, the man who lied to a journalist and got his mate to pretend he didn't know him.

[Kevin Schofield @KevinASchofield]

If only there'd been some indication that he'd be like this.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

It is weird that the American right moaned for years about Europeans being lax on their own security, now when Europeans start stepping up to the plate, to use an Americanism, the American right are whining like a bunch of snowflakes about it. Define what you want, guys.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

The complaints against Rupert Lowe were made in December.

Reform UK reported him to the police yesterday after he slated Nigel Farage.

Just sayin'.

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

whenever Trump's crazed moves - on Canada or Ukraine are attacked his defenders tout him as some sort of genius " dealmaker" (serial bankruptcies notwithstanding) But "deals" should never be confused with statesmanship; they are about making the parties rich; statesmanship has to take into account all the things to which Trump is impervious or contemptuous: history, national dignity, sovereignty, freedom. And all of those have their own kind of authority and power. This is one of the countless reasons why he is catastrophically unqualified to be President .

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Despite ongoing investigations - multiple - Lee has made a statement criticising Rupert Lowe - immediately challenged by Lowe

Pleading to the public and targeting the accused without fair hearing highlights how inept Reform are

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

@BorisJohnson There's Tone-Deaf and then there's 'Boris Johnson Tone-Deaf'.

Your friend, Trump, has blindfolded Ukraine and sent them into an even more perilous situation.

America - your birthplace - is now actively helping Russia to kill innocent people.

Call him out or stop talking.

[Jake James #FBPE #RejoinEU #FBPA @MFIJake]

@RobertJenrick You were the Justice Secretary. Your Tory party commissioned the Sentencing Council report. You raised no objections when it was published. Now you threaten legal action because, you claim, it is to be implemented. But you did nothing about it in office. Sheer deluded nonsense.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Love the MAGA rants around "Europe is clearly preparing for war". Yes, idiots, because Russia invaded Ukraine already, try and keep up here.

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

With this monstrous act Trump has made the United States a military ally of Vladimir Putin's Russia in its brutal and murderous war of aggression against Ukraine. One of the darkest, most shameful days in American history. Both FDR and Reagan spinning in their graves.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Russia hit the center of Dobropillya, Donetsk region, with two ballistic missiles late last night.

When the emergency services arrived on site, another missile was launched at them, authorities report.

11 people are dead, 30 more injured. 8 residential buildings were damaged, some of them completely burned down.

This is how Russians “liberate” Ukraine. Terror, plain and simple.

📹 Radio Svoboda

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Today we are having a fundraising day in the village to raise money for Alexander Armstrong. This popular & much loved millionaire TV presenter has gone from ‘Pointless’ to Poundless.
See what I did there?
This man truly is a modern day Zelensky
A sort of poor Michael Fabricant😔

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Mirage-2000 jets shooting down Russian cruise missiles during a Russian attack today!

Thank you, France, for making our skies safer! 🇫🇷🇺🇦

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The juggernaut in question:

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Canadian Minister of Employment Steve Mackinnon speaks to Canadians basically as if they are at war with with a delusional lunatic who's running America.

Just have a listen.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Why hasn’t Rupert Lowe been charged yet? If we don’t see action soon Nigel must launch a private prosecution!?!

(Am I doing this right?)

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

They share a border with a malicious dictatorship that has already invaded a neighbour for absolutely no real reason, the US has given up on Europe, so they want to be prepared in case they get invaded? This is basic stuff.

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

As Kyle Clifford rightly rots in prison, Andrew Tate walks around freely. He makes millions out of exploiting vulnerable men and twisting them into the kind of deranged abusers, rapists and murderers who cost us all an incalculable amount.

https://t.co/7aHiFFglc2 #IWD

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

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