AroAceAttorney

Literal Ace Attorney, Public Defender, evidence nerd, and mock trial coach/shill, not your lawyer unless I am your lawyer which is statistically unlikely

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@LeahAsimov God forbid people have hobbies

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@FloraLoveVT Trying not to think about my problems and just playing League worked for me in 2011 surely it will work again now

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@ScottGreenfield "I don't think anyone's found a way to rein in this president."

-Man who just passed on opportunity to rein in this president

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@FloraLoveVT Godspeed

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@ItsMattsLaw You're right this isn't a shirt this message is clearly on a hat! I'm sure you otherwise support it of course

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@RyufBoi I like the decision to have the character wind up into a full sprint every time they wanna move more than 3 feet

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@LukeVonKarma Hitting a baby with the Stone Cold Stunner but it's ok cause I made sure their head and body land at the same time

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@thatlawyerLisa We love a two word verdict

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@thatlawyerLisa "Your honor, the 17 pounds of weed were vacuum sealed so they would stay fresh! That's actually more evidence that this was for personal use."

-Argument I have tried

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@alittleleader Speak for yourself, I sprang forth fully formed from the mind of Zeus

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@hiyorimokami I'm sure the wall deserved it

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@SkarlonYGO This is also a mod you put on a younger sibling's PC and refuse to tell them how to turn it off

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

I think this should be everyone's response to warrantless border searches of electronic devices.

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@bethbourdon @esjesjesj @NYCMayor Still too much risk of seeing it, I think we gotta just ban lawyers from making out

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@thatlawyerLisa Follow up Pro tip: When your lawyer somehow gets you out on bail a second time don't go out and allegedly commit the exact same crime a third time.

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@ASFleischman Yeah I think I'd make this same argument, though hopefully in less than 75 pages, and ask for dismissal but the most I'd actually expect to get is a missing evidence instruction for the jury

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@ArisaNoonish This "A Sponsored Episode" slander will not be allowed to stand, it gave us "Sam where you from?" for goodness sake!

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@DazzlingJinzo @alittleleader I can live with that to be honest but thanks for the warning I suppose. I'll continue treating my clients with respect and empathy in the meantime