Amanda Rohleder

Wife to an amazing man and stay-at-home mother to two young boys.

[Random Access Read-Only Memory @RandomAccessROM]

Bethanie got to start her Animal Crossing game early. I'd say her island name is quite appropriate.
#COVID19 #Quarantine #Coronavirus #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #NintendoSwitch

[Jared Mecham @jaredmecham]

I would totally pay $20 for a 48 hour rental of @Disney’s Onward with all of the movie theaters closing and to avoid groups. The kids would love to see it. (Me too 😆)

Just me?

@pixaronward @DisneyStudios

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

3yr old: Did you know that some cars of tattoos on them?

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

6yr old: I spy something red.
3yr old: Your face.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Stunning drone footage captures a gray whale frolicking with dolphins off the coast of Oceanside, California. 🐳🐬 https://t.co/x8iOjb6n2a

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

He really wants to catch the ball. Future ball player!#rangersscoreboard

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

First Ranger's game! He approves! #RangersScoreboard

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

If you need your toddler to leave you alone for five minutes, suggest to him that it's time to change his diaper. He will run and hide.

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Found this in bed with me This isn't the first time. #LifeWithKids #OrIsItGhosts #momlife

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

My 1 yr old won't say "Mama", but he will shout out "Alexa" at the @amazonecho #WhyWontYouSayMama #ISeeHowItIs

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Attempt to go to sleep: round 3! #momlife #teethingbaby #imsotired #tommorowisgoingtobefun #mytoddlerwokeuptoo

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Me: Are you ready to go upstairs and get dressed?
A: Yes! Do you want to see my dresses?
#ToddlerQuotes #HeDoesntOwnADress #HeMeansClothes

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Q: Who says they aren't tired and then proceeds to take a nap that lasts over 3 hrs? A: My toddler. #momlife #ILoveNaps #NapsForLife

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Yes, 2:30 am is the perfect time for my infant to decide to learn how to roll from his back to his tummy. #momlife #ThinkingAboutSleep #zZz

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Fact: If you try to go to bed early, your kids will wake up crying as soon as your head hits the pillow. #momlife #INeverGoToBedEarly

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

I feel as if I haven't slept in two days. Oh, wait, I haven't slept in two days. #momlife #infants #toddlers

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Sometimes I feel like a crazy person. Or perhaps it's, sometimes I feel like a normal person. #momlife #GoingInCircles

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Just entered a giveaway for a serger! https://t.co/TXsXMbQ7xk #ILikeToSew #Sewing

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

At what point should I be concerned when I hear my toddler in the playroom repeatedly saying, "I'm okay."
#ThingsMyToddlerSays #HeIsOkay

[Amanda Rohleder @Aroh1386]

Me: We don't climb on the arm of the couch.
A: That's the couch's arm?
Me: Yes.
A: Where's the fingers?
#ThingsMyToddlerSays #ChildLogic