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Some kids ask for books. Others ask for instructions. Which category were you in?🤣
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildLogic
3 días llevan nuestros sobrinos con nosotros, 3 días sin abuso animal.
—Hoy tenemos pasta con no-pollo y crema de coco.
—¿Qué es no-pollo?
—Es como el pollo pero de vegetales, así no hace falta matar un pollo.
—Entonces, podrían hacer todo de no-pollo.
#ChildLogic
#PureEmpathy
रज्जू की सोच पर शक नहीं, बस हंसी रोकना मुश्किल है!
भाई का डर वज़न से ज़्यादा है कहीं बेच न दें!
#RaftaarJokes #FunnyKid #DesiHumor #SchoolLife #ChildLogic #IndianMemes #BachpanKeDin #HindiJokes #HasnaZarooriHai #MemeTime #LOLIndia #raftaar
3yo: I have a fever. That means you have to vacuum me bc I'm all sweaty you need to vacuum my hair
#childlogic 😂
Olivia wanted to play “touch football” in the yard yesterday. The rules make a lotta sense…#childlogic #girldad #kids #kidsbelike
This isn't "X, formally known as Twitter" according to my 5 y/old. This is "Kisses", and I'm "kissing you right now" by sending you this message. Elon's got everyone kissing each other. #StuffKidsSay #childlogic
Walk half a mile and complaints galore. Cycle 5.4 miles and still has plenty of energy for the park...... #childlogic #thisisleeonthesolent
My daughter: “Mom, do dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside?” 😂
Not bad. #childlogic
My dog is not feeling well so she was gifted all toddler’s stuffies and two blankets 🐶👦🏻 @Momademia #childlogic #caringtoddler
“I love you to the end of existfence”
Subsequently explained that the ‘existfence’ is the orange crust at the edge of the universe. Obviously. #childlogic
I'll be honest, as a young kid (mid 90s) I thought Gerd Muller made Muller yoghurt and when playing football someone would say he "mullered it" I thought it meant putting it in the corner.
#childlogic
My man thinks Gerd Muller is the same as Thomas Muller😭😭😭
Fun fact about 10-year-old Greg: I thought enhancement talent was paid more than the Superstars because they had to get beat up and humiliated and that should pay more than the winners who have it easy and don't get hurt.
#ChildLogic
“I wanna try gambling once and then go to my therapist.” Travis’ strategy to have fun but not become an addict. #childlogic
“Will you go to Hell if you be bad in Jannah/Paradise?”.
Asks an 8 years old in class today.
#Childlogic
When my daughter was little, she thought Ⓜ️ stands for Mama and 🅿️ stands for Papa. #childlogic
If your city has a metro system the logo quite likely portraits the letter "M" in some way. This article analyses the different M-metro logos. Fun little piece about design. Source: https://t.co/TehFijilIq
@HistoryMuppet Even as a child the idea of scale in this messed with my head so much. We know the relative size of Sprocket to the Fraggles, we see Sprocket in comparison to Kermit, and yet here the Fraggles and Kermit are the same size. I imagined that the tunnel shrank Kermit #childlogic
Wyatt, “Man, I’ve lost count how many times I’ve called my teacher “coach.” #childlogic #footballdays
Wyatt, “Are we having a sleep over!?” / Mom, “No.” / Wyatt, “What do you mean, No?” #childlogic
I was discussing with our 9yo some (double jabbed) relatives who have tested #Covid positive, with mild symptoms.
I explain the extra strength of second #vaccine, and that our au pair has now had her first jab.
9yo: "Why can't you have the second jab first?"
#childlogic
@chloegeogh Colddddd, hard peas. So much tastier than ones that have been cooked for you 😂 #childlogic
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