Arran Finch

My wallet in my ribcage

[Arran Finch @ArranFinch]

People who take pictures of their food have serious patience, I just wanna smash my head on the plate the second it touches the table

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[meg @BETTYDR4PER]

brat summer

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Opening ceremonies when I run football

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

No way we’ve taken xG from the Woke

[mrs ektar @lizgnosis]

Roland Emmerich's apartment is insane

[Jack @JHNR081]

This is what the ancient Romans saw when they first made landfall in Britain

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

pinkpantheress started playing on the store radio while we were slammed at work and it felt like i was a world war 1 soldier in the trenches opening my gold locket to remind myself who im fighting for

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Do you know what “driving under the influence" is?

Probably not, because my boys and I invented it after a night out on the bars

We lock our phones away, turn the ignition on...

Each grab a case of beer, and crank 2010 pop

That's it, we simply vibe, drive, and enjoy each others presence

We work a lot, so it's easy to miss out on "quality time".

What do you think?

Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your boys?

[harryfre @harryfremantle]

the amount of former Wigan and Bolton players you could name sitting here is crazy

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Trying to get the attention of the bar staff

[Flexington Ave Local @Dr_TacoMD]

me after two red stripes

[ab 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @abdvlahi]

Manager getting sacked is one of the best days to be a fan. Closest we will feel to a third world country when a dictator is toppled.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Weed thoughts: I’m a fucking degenerate. I’m addicted to tortillas. That’s not cool guy shit

Alcohol thoughts: My love of history keeps every family warm at night

[trevy @chillextremist]

I would go out tonight but I haven’t got a stitch to wear bro

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

Quite a striking graph in the Financial Times.