Jeremy McKenzie

I enjoy stuff and things. 🥌🍺🏌🏻‍♂️

[Jeremy McKenzie @ArsenalJeremy]

This. So much this.

[Ted Leitner @TedLeitner]

A small gift from your #Padres broadcasters Uncle Teddy and @jesseagler. THE laugh of our beloved T Gwynn.

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

They should make Lane Kiffin put three hats on a table to announce his future plans.

[Ryan Alexander @ryalexander94]

🚨Points scored on the road at # 1 Ohio State, UCLA-10 Texas-7🚨

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

I’m never leaving this app. Ever.

In a tweet today i said Nico was dropping on cement. And this guy replied “Concrete”

Since March of 2022, it’s all he’s done. Finds tweets with cement in them and says “concrete”.

His Bio. “One Mission. One Word”

God Bless Twitter

[Jeremy McKenzie @ArsenalJeremy]

@Mike_kim714 107

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Stone Temple Pilots don’t get enough love. Yeah, I said it. They never have, frankly.

[Jeremy McKenzie @ArsenalJeremy]

@RumorsandRants You’re an Indiana fan now. Why do you care? 🤣🤣

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

We have AI that can answer any question in milliseconds, have driverless cars, and send singers to space

But I have to hold the clock button, hit broil 4x, hit cook 7x, open and close the door four times, tap the right corner of the left burner to change the clock on the stove.

[Jason Wilde @jasonjwilde]

Still so impressed that Quay Walker, who was ejected from two games as a rookie, didn't flinch and let Metcalf create a third-and-17 for the #Steelers.

His #Packers teammates and coaches were off-the-charts proud of the growth he showed.

https://t.co/taPhfwuP2N

[Darnay Tripp @DarnayTripp]

Can I get it for $2/year the next 10 years, then $10/year over the following 13 years?

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

Alejandro Kirk just caught Ohtani stealing. Something Shohei was apparently never able to do to Ippei Mizuhara

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Happy birthday, Mud! 🥳

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

They said this game will be televised on Al Jazeera for haramball but it may need uploading to a different site at full-time.

[BrewCityGunners @BrewCityGunners]

It's almost as if sacking the manager who got your best results in years and qualified you to play in Europe and then hiring a guy who finished 17th in the league was a huge, massive, monumental error in judgement.

[Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix]

“An Amadeus movie but not as good as the one we already have.”

[Chris Mueller @ChrisMuellerPGH]

UCLA interim HC Tim Skipper is now tied with James Franklin with 1 career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

To celebrate, I’ll personally do a giveaway of 3 gift cards of 150$

Comment, retweet, like to enter!

Must be a follower of BOTH Dunning and I

[Woods @thestevenwoods]

Don't let that missed call distract all of us from a feckless, apathetic performance from our offense most of the season. Gotta change the philosophy asap

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

Aroldis Chapman has been throwing triple digit fastballs in mlb for 16 years.

He has missed more games due to facial fractures and infected tattoos than arm injuries

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

The only thing they’re fighting is type 2 diabetes.

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Juan Soto is about to be a part of two of the most disappointing seasons in the last 3 years 😂😂