ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT

Laughing at Spurs since 1886. ファックトッテナム

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Saliba is as good as Liverpool fans think Van Dijk is.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Oh wow it’s almost as if crossing the ball and taking chances yields more opportunities than passing the ball around passively, what a surprise.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Remember when a vocal part of our fan base claimed that now we’ve won the league, Arteta would suddenly start playing beautiful attacking football? Hilarious.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@reddit_lies They don’t even have the muscle mass required for a revolution

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Have to feel for the guy at this point, career just gone to waste by freak injuries, unreal.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 James Maddison suffered slight fracture to shoulder after falling in Tottenham Hotspur loss at Brentford on Saturday. Scans showed minor damage & hoped #THFC midfielder back in 10 days to 2 weeks; trained yesterday so optimism not serious @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/eRThTWJsLf

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

100% of Man City’s goals this season have come from corners.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@reddit_lies Nothing more basic than thinking you’re special

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@jagmoves @jimmy_dore @kevinnbass Even caring about current_year politics is such a pointless performative exercise. Democracy is an illusion. We’re not in the decision loop, it doesn’t matter who is president.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@jimmy_dore @kevinnbass Spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually matter who’s in power.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@eastblocvisuals Scientism is inherently atheistic

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

I swear there must be an internal leaderboard at Arsenal tracking the number of unnecessary touches, and the players have been told it’s the only metric they are being measured on. Nothing else can explain this behaviour.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

The champions of England are rusty

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@reddit_lies 1. Demonise manliness until most western men are soft hairless midgets afraid to voice their opinions.

2. Complain about where all the “real men” are.

The progressive strategy, summarised.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

@eric_arsenal Premier Sports, which is unavailable right now for a new subscription. Absolute clown world.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Ok how do I watch the game then. Paid £15 for a full pre-season pass last game, that didn’t work and they put the game on YouTube instead. Not seeing a live stream in the app…is it on YouTube again?

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Lol I have to have a Premier Sports subscription tonight…what the hell did I pay £15 for? @Arsenal

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Ok how do I watch the game then. Paid £15 for a full pre-season pass last game, that didn’t work and they put the game on YouTube instead. Not seeing a live stream in the app…is it on YouTube again?

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

No word yet on refund, stay classy

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal supporters, apologies for the inconvenience. We're working through some issues on https://t.co/4KJlfKW7rt and The Arsenal App.

Tonight's game is now being streamed for free on our YouTube channel 📺

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Even some unofficial X account can post video from the game, @Arsenal still can't figure out how to reboot their media server.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

CHRISTOS TZOLIS SCORES ON HIS ARSENAL DEBUT! ✅🇬🇷 https://t.co/M2ddiHbZE0

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

They got our money, why would @Arsenal care after that? It's been years of constant problems with their app, website and streaming services, nothing ever gets fixed. Some lead engineer on that team is just raking in the cash on zero competence.

[. @M05tlyWr35le1ng]

@Arsenal Honestly the most frustrating thing about the stream not working is the complete lack of accountability from the club. People have told you it's down completely. Apps, website. But you still ignore us. We paid for this. The least you can do is apologise

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Even illegal streamers can get worldwide live streaming sorted from a closet in Bulgaria. Would be interesting to see what @Arsenal's app and streaming service budget is because whoever built their system is a fraud.

[ΛЯSΣПΛL ЯΣPӨЯT @ArsenalReport]

Sounds great, shame I couldn't see it because you've employed interns to run your media team and probably running your broadcasting setup on a 2004 Dell laptop.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

THE OPENER 🔓

Dowman finds Havertz with a gorgeous throughball and the German fires home 🏠

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