Kelley-in-Cali

Southern bred/country fed, Army Ranger, vet, “ODS & Mountain Fighter” wine & whisky enthusiast, THE Dallas Cowboys are GOD! ARSENAL & LA Dodgers FOR LIFE!!

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@curiosityonx

[Khosi ya Limpopo@vhonani-1818 @Davhaga1818]

The grass always looks greener on the other side

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Sad, there was an event much like this one where I was driving my friend to the hospital due to a heart attack. The California Highway Patrol pulled next to me and escorted me to the ER. Forever grateful to the CHP!!❤️

[✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️ @Serenitee_Sam]

"White & Black Friends" 😂🤣🤣

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@Mappy6984

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@Mappy6984

[G-MA & G-PA @GPAIndiana]

Voice over is so Good!! 🤣🤣

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

I agree with every word he just said

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@Bricktop_NAFO “Ya like dags?” Love, love this movie 👍🏾

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The marketing team deserves a raise for this one 😭

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@curiosityonx The same words uttered at the end of the series “Hard Sun”, “I’m sorry, I’m soo sorry!”

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

"Trump" with Dr Dre in the studio 😭😭he did the hand dance 😂

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@jacksonhinkle There’s nothing you can’t do with an endless supply of cheap labor, just ask the Egyptians!

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@wydyama The comments got me weak!!! 😂😆😅😂

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@wydyama

[Kelley-in-Cali @Arsenal_Goon]

@milasofab Somewhat, but my ex wore a body clinging yellow fishnet one, she definitely had the body for it and against her dark skin *chef kiss*

[Joseph Blake @what_the_hammer]

@grahamallen Mark Kelly, John Mccain, GW Bush. Actual pilots.

[JSXS @JsxsProductions]

@grahamallen This community note got me lmao