Kaptures✌🏼

#COYG💪 ||Call me Caleb✌ || 🇳🇬 ||

Not waiting for Godot, everything good will surely come!

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

I celebrate myself for surviving another era of injustice and oppresion, dictatorship😞, hardship😓, environmental pollution😟, bad roads😕, poor health care facilities🙁 and top mostly Police brutality😥...

It's not a happy independence day if you ask me😞

[Osun Twitta Community @OsunTwitta]

Would you have survived the “Whisper Challenge”? Watch to see the question. 😂

🎥: @dolapo_omoniyi

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

Will?
Please nau😑

This current feeling nko?

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@It_Chioma They don't know!

My lovely nephew will lift the plate and turn it upside down, 'abashalise' the whole food, give his fingers one or two licks and that's it🤣

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@Teafeh Until we allocate one Judas Iscariot for that guy🥲

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

What sort of rage baiting is this‽😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

@slidecube l hate it when people don't know the difference between “your” and “you're”.

Their so stupid

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

Comb

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

What's a mispronounced word that makes somebody appear extremely uneducated

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

Try putting your hand up next time 🙂
Madam clueless🤣

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Men are so clueless.

I saw this guy at an event. I made eye contact with him, smiled, twirled my hair, and even winked at him. He still didn't come talk to me and even left before I did🤦🏾

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@DatSlimMF @realyobarnub Customers are always right only in the matters of choice!

Make una dey complete this thing na
Una go just dey use half quotes dey frustrate service providers😒

[Kofoworola🍰 @Kofotweets_]

This is a cry for help🤲
My neighbor got a masters scholarship in Mathematics at the university of Calabria, Italy
The scholarship covers her tuition, accommodation, meal and stipends

But she needs money for flight tickets, visa application, initial settlement cost and miscellaneous which is a total of €3,122 (4.9 million naira)

I’ve seen her toil, sacrifice so much to get here and we can’t afford to lose this opportunity 🥺

Gofundme- https://t.co/zDXg4v6faG
Dynaraise- https://t.co/1n6O0fXrEJ
Account number- 3126731920,First bank Adisa Blessing Fikayo
(You can support us through any of these accounts)

Pls help this dream come true🥺
Your RT will go a long way🤲
Please, RT

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Anyways, congratulations Liverpool FC for winning the 2024/2025 premier league title. We go again next season.

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@Teafeh @PBATMediaCentre You no go believe your eyes😂

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

Woulda been 5272462 with T9 Dictionary typing on old Nokia feature phones

Good ol' days😁

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Can you crack this code?

[Your Òsogbo Barber 💈😎 @Cheyih_Viktah]

JULY PROPERTY SALES @InsideOsogbo
@OsunTwitta

- 4 plots of land at Iyana Camp, close to steel rolling - #30M

- 1 plot at Block A11, New GRA, Abeere (648sqm) - #11M

- 1 plot at Onibueja Estate (50x100ft) - #7M

- an ACRE of land at Osogbo-Iwo expressway - #45M (roadside)

[Osun Twitta Community @OsunTwitta]

You’ve seen the pictures, now it’s time to watch the videos. Enjoy this lovely clip cooked by @dolapo_omoniyi 🎥

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@pizzapurist @zahraelise_ 😂😂😂😂

[Osun Twitta Community @OsunTwitta]

It’s time to “awww” 🥰

Link to the beautiful shots from our picnic hangout. 📸🤩 https://t.co/EqV60fNimw

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

Eduardo Da Silva (dunno why he wasn't included) or Jack Wilshere for me

[PreciousAFC @Preshie_AFC]

If you could give ONE player an injury-free Arsenal career, who would that be?

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

We would have blamed Village people after getting hammered by our possibly sadist panelist(s) for a technical issue that you couldn't help.

It is not well!😒

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

During my MBA dissertation in England, my laptop went off while I was presenting. Thankfully, I was in my cousin's room and I decided to open her laptop and log into my portal there. Trying to get my laptop back on and logging in to my cousin's system took like 10 mins.

When I jumped back on the call, my professor was there waiting for me. I apologised and explained and she simply said, "I understand, carry on." I was not penalised.

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@Damilare_30 @banger_boy01 @JamesOmeiza @MrLabule @lollypeezle 👍🏽

We are not even arguing that😂

[Kaptures✌🏼 @ArseyCaleb]

@Teafeh 😂
Oju àánú no fit do this thing😂